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Odie humanity, wrecka mecca crane, and why we can't have gneiss things: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/6 - 9/12
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-09-14 7:34:35 AM (9 comments) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, folks. Enjoy the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-09-06 to Sat 2015-09-12:  Child's remains found in Garfield Park. Odie humanity  There's junk mail. There's hate mail. There's snail mail. And now there's web-based mail. Nightmarish, nightmarish web-based mail  Subby, 99, dead of natural causes  Two tons of cocaine disguised as printer ink seized, police note the low declared value tipped them off  Surfer breaks neck in four places. Dude, why did you even go to the other three?  Allowing 14 year olds to anonymously submit questions live on the big screen during school assembly goes about as weHITLER WAS AN OK GUY  Retired tennis star James Blake receives first grand slam courtesy of NYPD  Texas woman manages to reinvent the term "vaginal discharge"  Wrecka mecca crane, make a giant hole  Study finds that married men who watch porn are more likely to be feminist. It's like 10,000 poons when all you need is your wife  Rock art vandalized by college geology students. This is why we can't have gneiss things

Sports:  Lewis Hamilton wins Italian Grand Prix amidst tire pressure controversy. Roger Goodell imposes four-game suspension on Tom Brady  NFL drops roman numerals for Super Bowl 50, mainly because they couldn't figure out how to translate 'L' into 'PSI'  Cardinals catcher suspended 80 games for taking the best PEDs in baseball

Geek:  Apple introduces Surface Pro and OK Google at press conference today  Anthony Bourdain has master bladesmith melt down a meteorite to forge him a +5 Knife of Vegetable Slaying  Behold the 'King Missile' octopus

Entertainment:  Bond It Like Beckham  TV weatherman absolutely nails the (Headline has a word that's too long; try adding some spaces)  Harry-Potter-themed bar opens in Toronto. Obliviate Lastnighticus

Politics:  Kerri Russell could escalate the Sybian conflict  KY judge redeems his "Free Kim Davis" coupon  Rick Perry drops out of 2016 presidential race due to low polling numbers, low fundraising totals, and um, I forgot the third reason. Oops

Business:  Heineken to start brewing beer  Grocery store chain Haggen, which went from 18 to 164 stores overnight after buying Albertson's and Safeway's leftovers, is entering the next chapter of their expansion  2016 Chevy Malibu includes technology that allows parents to track how their teens are driving. Difficulty: Getting a teenager to be seen driving around in a Chevy Malibu
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9 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-09-14 10:00:56 AM  
Yay!  First time I've made the cut!
2015-09-14 10:13:46 AM  

foo monkey: Yay!  First time I've made the cut!

Same here.
Glad I had the beer on ice for this moment :o)
2015-09-14 10:29:46 AM  
Solid entries this week.
2015-09-14 10:44:05 AM  
Made the cut this week!  Thanks, Rick Perry!  ;)
2015-09-14 11:05:47 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Made the cut this week!  Thanks, Rick Perry!  ;)

Whoa, let's not get hasty.
2015-09-14 11:36:01 AM  

foo monkey: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Made the cut this week!  Thanks, Rick Perry!  ;)

Whoa, let's not get hasty.

Hey, his stupidity finally paid off for me.  xD
2015-09-14 11:53:38 AM  
Thanks Unfreakable!
2015-09-14 12:54:42 PM  
W00t! Got 2!
2015-09-14 08:42:31 PM  
Wow, thanks Unfreakable!

/I feel so humble.
//No, not really.
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