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Diamond heist from FOЯT КИOЖ, gross, disease-ridden creatures return to Burning Man now that bugs are gone, and Orange is the new Tentacle: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/23 - 8/29
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Happy Monday, everybody, and thanks to the submitters of this wonderful batch of headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-08-23 to Sat 2015-08-29:  Caught 'em all  Horse falls from trailer onto highway. Police say the trailer may have been (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) un-stable  Burning Man update: Gross, disease-ridden creatures starting to swarm. But hey, at least the bugs are gone  Seaplane. Seaplane crash. Crash plane crash  Down Syndrome replacement parts to be taken off the market in Ohio  Jade Helm operation foiled, much like many Texan hats  LAPD to start wearing body cams on Monday. But what they really want to do is direct  Millions in diamonds vanish from FOЯT КИOЖ  Woman, dogs, injured in rollover crash. This is why it takes a professional to train a dog, people  Sure, the World Air Guitar Championships are pointless, but the competitors don't fret  Kill -9 $(ps aux | grep isis_hacker | awk '{print $2}')

Sports:  New York Yankees retire their 20th uniform number. Next season, team to use only Roman numerals  Barry Bonds' hopes of winning a collusion case against MLB have shriveled up  Herschel Walker suffering from severe mental deterioration

Geek:  Saran Wrap is killing you. Film at 11  NSA worries that quantum computing will bypass all cryptography. Or it may not  When Freud meets fMRI. It's still a Jung field

Entertainment:  Jann Wenner turns over CEO duties at Rolling Stone to his son, leaves fact-checking in the hands of the Ellen James Society and some groupies he met at a Mott the Hoople concert in '72  Extended edition of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be R-rated. Subby is in disbelief as well - there's an EXTENDED edition?  Bollywood's top director is about to break into the Sci Fi genre with new big-budget epic. "My God, it's full of Sitars"

Politics:  Owen Wilson: "Trump is the Charlie Sheen of the GOP." Well duh, he's winning  Governor of Alabama's wife seeks divorce, says the marriage is broken but the two of them will remain cousins  Chris Christie wants immigrants to absolutely, positively, get here overnight

Business:  Netflix to launch in Japan which can only mean that Orange Is The New Tentacle  Brokerage firm ITG suspends trading operations due to faulty HVAC system at data center, threatens to kick that HVAC's ass  Ashley Madison CEO resigns, presumably to spend time with all the imaginary women in his family
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