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Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants, Jesus paves, and we'll always have Paris: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/16 - 8/22
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-08-24 8:55:01 AM (1 comment) | Permalink
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Damn, the submitters were ON this week. Incredible job.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-08-16 to Sat 2015-08-22:

img.fark.net  To thwart illegal migrants, Budapest turns to thousands of cannibalistic police who insist they're ready to take on the soylent majority

img.fark.net  Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants

img.fark.net  Hilton to stop offering pornographic films. We'll always have Paris

img.fark.net  Motel 6: We'll leave the pilot light on for ya

img.fark.net  Brooklyn man who tried to avoid ticket by stealing traffic cop's penis charged with larceny, gets ticket anyway

img.fark.net  Josh Duggar had a paid Ashley Madison account. How touching

img.fark.net  Jared Fogle loses another 100 pounds

img.fark.net  A judge in South Africa has postponed Oscar Pistorius's early release from prison. Looks like he won't be shooting through that door any time soon

img.fark.net  British family on vacation gets the best photobomb ever

img.fark.net  Home birth just as safe as going to the hospital and cheaper too. Well, maybe not when the carpet cleaning is factored in, but still

img.fark.net  Jesus paves


Sports:

img.fark.net  Fox Sports suspends Donovan McNabb "indefinitely" after he rear-ended a car at a stoplight while driving intoxicated. Former colleagues expressed astonishment that McNabb did not somehow manage to stop the car 3-4 yards short of the collision

img.fark.net  Seven MLB players with a shot to break Barry Bonds' HR record. Wasn't that how Bonds got the record?

img.fark.net  John McEnroe tells Jimmy Kimmel that he could beat Serena Williams. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS


Geek:

img.fark.net  Verily, vomit as virus vector varies by viscosity, velocity

img.fark.net  Scientists create wormhole in the lab. EVERYBODY PA

img.fark.net  Spotify wants to know about your contacts and where you're going and be friends with you on facebook and WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT OTHER MUSIC APP WHO IS SHE IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME???


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  A concert by the band Great White, at a farm that was the scene of a fatal hayride incident last year, was cancelled due to a power outage. Which was probably a lucky break for the audience, all things considered

img.fark.net  FIREFLY to return to Fox lineup next season

img.fark.net  The "Buffalo Bill" house from Silence of the Lambs is for sale. Would you buy it? I'd buy it. I'd buy it so hard


Politics:

img.fark.net  Jenna Bush Hager honors the accomplishments of her family by naming her daughter after Afghanistan's largest crop

img.fark.net  Carly Fiorina visits the Iowa State Fair; 4,000 fair workers laid off

img.fark.net  Former inspector inspects suspect inspection specification, suspects deception in support of rejection of nuclear inspection injection


Business:

img.fark.net  Vietnam devalues its Dong. Begins test driving Corvettes

img.fark.net  White people everywhere planning midnight release parties for September as Toyota announces it will roll out remodelled Prius

img.fark.net  Company says their new chewable coffee Go Cubes have the same taste as drinking regular coffee, now hopes to take the chewable coffee market away from Starbucks
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2015-08-24 09:38:40 AM  
I think "FIREFLY to return to Fox lineup next season" was the best one. XD
 
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