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A Maryland mansion fire, a visit to Thunderpdome, and Saudi Arabia involved in a sheikdown: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/2 - 8/8
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-08-10 11:44:37 AM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everybody. Enjoy the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-08-02 to Sat 2015-08-08:

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img.fark.net  Man stranded 44 miles off New Jersey treads water for four hours to stay alive before being rescued by Coast Guard. His name has not been released, but it's probably Robert

img.fark.net  ♫ You hoard twenty-one tons, what do you get / A vermin-filled home that reeks when it's wet ♫

img.fark.net  Lawyer says porn is worse than Hitler. Hitler responds by saying lawyers are worse than him AND porn

img.fark.net  Maryland mansion fire that killed six in February ruled accidental according to THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

img.fark.net  Все ваши базы принадлежат нам

img.fark.net  As drought conditions lead to a "nut boom" in California, residents fear a "nut bust" after aquifers dry up

img.fark.net  French horn returned to woman five years after it was stolen. Neighbors reportedly already plotting to steal it again if she doesn't stop playing it

img.fark.net  Prisoner surfs out of Norway jail, after obtaining a waiver and rider

img.fark.net  Canadian doctor who helped keep thalidomide out of the US dies at age 101. Give her a round of applause, if you're able

img.fark.net  Australia may ban the sales of Vegemite in some areas, expecting to lead men at work to cease business as usual, disrupting cargo shipments. Subby is of two hearts over this proposal, as this is overkill even in the land down under


Sports:

img.fark.net  The Carmelo Anthony of football thinks he is the LeBron James of football

img.fark.net  The last time a Chancellor was in this bad of a bargaining position, Valorum lost control of the Senate

img.fark.net  DeSean Jackson injures shoulder after being stopped by a blocking sled. Tag is for the equipment crew who left it near the end zone figuring no Redskin would be near it


Geek:

img.fark.net  New computer modeling shows that ice can form in one-millionth of a second. Vonnegut nods and says, 'I told you so'

img.fark.net  Although we all should be drinking it more often, don't order beet juice three times in a row

img.fark.net  Researchers have found a way to erase memories of meth in mice. In related news, research mice continue to get all the really good drugs


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  "Crow" reboot hits a snag. Not as bad of a snag as the first movie, but not good

img.fark.net  Cooper Hefner is Slytherin his way into Scarlett Byrne

img.fark.net  For $5.2 million, you can buy Michael Moore's Michigan mansion. Much less if you keep Michael


Politics:

img.fark.net  Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has some "doozies" planned for the Republican debate, including gotchas like "Which one of you loves America more," "Will you allow Obamacare to bankrupt America," and "How many Democrats could you beat in a fight?"

img.fark.net  Sean Hannity puts 26 GOP voters in the same room and asks them to discuss Donald Trump. Thunderpdome ensues

img.fark.net  In the worst sales pitch to congressional Republicans ever, Obama says rejecting the Iran deal is a vote for war


Business:

img.fark.net  Toyota's Q1 profit up 10% on news nothing was recalled this morning

img.fark.net  Planet Fitness IPO stumbles off the Stairmaster, smashes finger putting back a dumbbell and finally falls in a heap on a stinky yoga mat

img.fark.net  Falling oil prices force Saudi Arabia to borrow money to finance their growing deficits. Leaders say it's a conspiracy, and nothing less than a sheik down
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-08-10 02:26:52 PM  
Sweet! My Thunderpdome line made the cut this week. :D
 
2015-08-10 02:44:16 PM  
Been a while since I got 2 in one week. Sweet!
 
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