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You've got male, Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka, and Star Wars Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/19 - 7/25
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A bit later than usual this week. I blame hangovers.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-07-19 to Sat 2015-07-25:

img.fark.net  Magnetic pulses may ease ringing in the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeears

img.fark.net  A $6 trillion asteroid missed earth by 1.5 million miles today, or about the same as a Scott Norwood field goal

img.fark.net  Canada can now lay claim to being the most respected country in the world, although half of them speak French and the other half let them

img.fark.net  To be fair, an Ayn Rand novel can never be "lost." It was merely taking the time it needed to pull itself up by its own bootstraps and enter the world on its own two feet

img.fark.net  You've got male

img.fark.net  Blanket Jackson arrested for murder

img.fark.net  Former associate of the man who had 1200 guns and died mysteriously says he was a human/alien hybrid secret agent sent to save the world. Police now looking for associates who AREN'T high on drugs

img.fark.net  Today is Nashonal Teq... Tequ.. Teqillya day... Thas right, right? Teqillya... okay, I'mma hork now

img.fark.net  Hundreds of bald eagles may lose their home to a golf resort. You could say they're victims of **puts on sunglasses** fore-closure

img.fark.net  Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka. Ozturk, when the birds came. Ozturk, his plane upside down

img.fark.net  Apparently an underwater volcano named "Kick 'Em Jenny" is threatening to erupt. Not to be confused with Mount "That's Enough Jenny," "OK They've Stopped Moving Jenny" Trench, and the "My God Jenny What Have You Done??" River


Sports:

img.fark.net  Orioles' Chris Davis is robbed of three home runs in two weeks. O's assemble a special task force to investigate air speed, wind currents, the paranormal

img.fark.net  For the first time ever, Tom Brady leads the NFL in merchandise sales. Nike now considering starting a line of shoes called "No-Air Bradys"

img.fark.net  Baseball Hall of Famer and failed assassin of Queen Elizabeth II goes on vulgar tirade against autograph-seekers


Geek:

img.fark.net  NASA says astronauts' skin gets thinner in space. Astronauts tell NASA to mind their own frigging business and leave them alone

img.fark.net  NASA just discovered what cartoon fans have known for 85 years

img.fark.net  Look through the Moloko Way and viddy Andromeda in a bit of the old Ultraviolet


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Benicio del Toro offered the villain role in Star Wars: Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible

img.fark.net  Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 trailer has arrived, leaving many wondering if Katniss and Peeta finally hook up to form the celebrity couple: PeeNiss

img.fark.net  Like sands through the hourglass, General Hospital replaces its head writer, who is no longer as young or restless as he once was, though he took comfort in knowing there is always another world he can play in to make the days of our lives better


Politics:

img.fark.net  Rinsed Pubes condemns Aged Merkin over comments about Angry Combover

img.fark.net  Unlike her progressive challengers, Hillary takes a firm and principled stand that bank lives matter

img.fark.net  God told Scott Walker He wants him to run for president. Also, He also told John Kasich, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee and Rick Perry the same thing


Business:

img.fark.net  A&P supermarkets file for bankruptcy. Stop & Shop to buy some of the A&P stores. No word yet if the acquired stores will be renamed Stop & P

img.fark.net  Wall Street: We come to bury Caesars, not to praise them

img.fark.net  America one step closer to single-payer insurance
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-07-27 12:33:00 PM  
You've got male an impressive entry (so to speak) for the context Headline of the Year
 
2015-07-27 01:01:07 PM  
Clicked the asteroid link to find craigzy in the comments. Was not disappointed.
 
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