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Felonious six-foot-tall mice, breaking George HW Bush news, and Nixon's last meal: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/12 - 7/18
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-07-20 10:06:04 AM (7 comments) | Permalink
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Some fine entries this week. Thanks, submitters

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-07-12 to Sat 2015-07-18:

img.fark.net  Barracks collapse kills 23. Thanks Obama

img.fark.net  Man upset over neighborhood fireworks fires gun at ground. BOOM. Hedge shot

img.fark.net  I said a tick hops, the tickie the tickie to the tick tick hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang buggie say up jump the buggie to the rhythm spreading lyme disease

img.fark.net  BREAKING: George H.W. Bush

img.fark.net  Rebola

img.fark.net  Ooh, a sarcasm detector. That's a really useful invention

img.fark.net  ET kicks the bucket

img.fark.net  "Okay, sir, can you describe this 'mouse' that robbed you?" "Oh jeeth. It wath HUGE. The biggetht rodent you ever thaw. Thikth feet tall with beady eyeth." "Oh, father. What will I tell the other children? Oh, the shame of it all"

img.fark.net  Four people shot in Northern Maine. Remaining six people asked to keep on the lookout for the shooter

img.fark.net  100-year-old woman learns how to write her name for the first time, says it's a skill she'll use for year to come

img.fark.net  California drought is now called the most prolonged dry spell in the state other than the Los Angeles Clippers


Sports:

img.fark.net  The City of Phoenix will name state highway 51 in honor of Hall-of-Famer Randy Johnson. On this road you're expected to go 98 mph

img.fark.net  Say what you want about the MLB Home Run Derby, but it was pretty fun. Fans already look forward to it coming backbackbackbackback

img.fark.net  Australian tennis player arrested for loud music in his hotel room, is charged with making a racket


Geek:

img.fark.net  Nintendo Chief Satoru Iwata fails to power up in time

img.fark.net  CERN scientists have found new particles, are they dots or are they specks? When they are underwater do they get wet? Or does the water get them instead? Nobody knows, these new particles, man

img.fark.net  Pluto is now the most distant object ever visited by humanity. At least other than Sean Penn


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Bobby Brown welcomes new addition

img.fark.net  Christian Bale gives Ben Affleck sage Batman advice when the two accidentally meet in the Batman aisle of a costume shop

img.fark.net  "You've illegally smuggled dogs into Australia", is what Amber Heard


Politics:

img.fark.net  Rick Santorum warns voters that Scott Walker's wife will make him soft on gays. But don't worry, Santorum will remain rock hard on gays. Rock. Hard. On

img.fark.net  Texas Republican warns that kindergarteners are going to be forced to participate in anal sex. Back in my day we just got nap time, but hey

img.fark.net  A picture of President Nixon's last meal before resigning: canned pineapple slices, a scoop of cottage cheese, and a glass of milk. I am not a cook


Business:

img.fark.net  Europe bends over again for Greece

img.fark.net  Amazon Prime Day turns out to be everything left over from grandma's Saturday morning yard sale

img.fark.net  You can't, like, own stocks, man
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7 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-07-20 10:17:04 AM  
Repeat
 
2015-07-20 01:04:59 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2015-07-20 01:43:03 PM  
Wow, first time I ever got referenced in the HOTW headline.  Kidnapping Unfreakable's pet seems to have worked.
 
2015-07-20 02:06:56 PM  

Highroller48: Unfreakable's pet


I told you to stop calling me that.
 
2015-07-20 02:07:00 PM  

Highroller48: Wow, first time I ever got referenced in the HOTW headline.  Kidnapping Unfreakable's pet seems to have worked.


A deal's a deal. I want my ocelot back.
 
2015-07-20 02:07:23 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Highroller48: Unfreakable's pet

I told you to stop calling me that.


Hahaha
 
2015-07-20 03:07:27 PM  

Unfreakable: Highroller48: Wow, first time I ever got referenced in the HOTW headline.  Kidnapping Unfreakable's pet seems to have worked.

A deal's a deal. I want my ocelot back.


Yup.  Just as soon as it takes care of that mouse.
 
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