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A flat miner, parts of emir, and WSoP, Ji? Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/28 - 7/4
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-07-06 8:45:08 AM (4 comments) | Permalink
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A couple of slam-dunk Headline of the Year contenders in this batch. Parts of Emir could be one of the finalists, and #1/#2 could very well be a strong contender in the Context category.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-06-28 to Sat 2015-07-04:

img.fark.net  A flat miner

img.fark.net  New airport terminal in Pyongyang opens amid reports that Kim Jong Un was so unhappy with its design that he had the architect executed. People in Denver perk up and say, "You can DO that?"

img.fark.net  Greece is no longer flirting with disaster; they have moved in together and bought a puppy

img.fark.net  After deadline passes, IMF declares that Greece is in arrears, not really understanding how Greece rolls

img.fark.net  Father of Scientology leader David Miscavige to write tell-all book before dying under mysterious circumstances

img.fark.net  Pope Francis will meet with prisoners, immigrants and the homeless on his U.S. visit. Apparently he's going to spend some time in Los Angeles

img.fark.net  Which is better, #1 or #2?

img.fark.net  Dog saves Mount Dora family from fire, which was believed to have been started by a dastardly fox seeking revenge on the girl inside

img.fark.net  Man commits suicide by jumping in front of carnival ride. Officials say he just kept jumping in front of the horsie every time it came around until it worked

img.fark.net  ISIS "emir of suicide bombings" killed in airstrike. Was identified by parts of emir, and parts of emir, and parts of emir

img.fark.net  Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard


Sports:

img.fark.net  British man wins Toe Wrestling Championship for 12th time. Here's the digital footage

img.fark.net  WSoP Ji?

img.fark.net  The last time America beat Germany this badly, we passed the Marshall Plan to repair the devastation we left behind


Geek:

img.fark.net  Australian engineer designs a robot that can build a house in two days. Although it still can't touch the record of putting up bricks over 48 minutes held by DeAndre Jordan

img.fark.net  Facebook's Zuckerberg says you'll be able to share emotions virtually "one day" ... and yep, he's talking about telepathy. Up next, buying out a Vegas hotel and growing a really long beard

img.fark.net  A hot, dusty, cluster of stars discovered. Somebody tell them where the Playboy Grotto can be found


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  No

img.fark.net  It took her 44 years, but Sonia Manzano is leaving Sesame Street. Hopefully she'll come back for Bert & Ernie's wedding

img.fark.net  Christopher Reeve's daughter names newborn son after her father. Little Kal-El Superman Reeve is said to be doing fine


Politics:

img.fark.net  Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity but is still unknown to black voters. At least outside of the three black families who actually still live in Vermont

img.fark.net  "Bernie's Big Crowd Strategy" Bern Tzu say: 'if cannot win on coin, overwhelm them in zerg rush'

img.fark.net  The Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling will be used by a group of conservative fanatics as an excuse to attack America, and some of them aren't even running for the GOP nomination


Business:

img.fark.net  Starbucks researching a way to overcome their crippling dearth of store locations

img.fark.net  With the stroke of a pen, the United States moves one step closer to a single payer healthcare system

img.fark.net  Why is BP paying $18.7 billion? Because it's the least they could do. And never let it be said that BP didn't do the least they could do
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4 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-07-06 11:22:04 AM  
Strong week for headlines.
 
2015-07-06 12:12:43 PM  
Still chuckling over "emir.
 
2015-07-06 12:13:22 PM  
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2015-07-06 03:28:14 PM  
Proud to have one of last week's awardees, but the emir and #1/#2 ones made me lose my shiat. And the single-payer one similarly made me groan.
 
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