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Bill Clinton dubious that Hillary will come out swinging, Treasury Secretary announces new 7-dollar bill, and NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/14 - 6/20
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Good morning and welcome to a new week! Not surprisingly, the "Hillary comes out swinging" headline was the runaway winner this week. Well done, subby. Well done indeed.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-06-14 to Sat 2015-06-20:
Ice cream man shot to death. There will be a traditional sundae service
For those of you who missed the Fark party in Brooklyn last Saturday, here are some highlights
Crack (krak) - noun : a potent form of cocaine that is obtained by treating the hydrochloride of cocaine with sodium bicarbonate to create small chips used illicitly for smoking -called also crack cocaine
U.S. Treasury Secretary to announce the printing of a new 7 dollar bill
Now in their 90s, former kamikaze pilots debunk stereotypes, just by being alive for starters
Russia announces plan to be punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin
Oldest known eagle dies. Glenn Frey, Don Henley still in good health
MERS confirmed in South East Asia, will be known as SEARS: Cough your way
1.5kg of cocaine found in implants. Now that's a big bust
Murder suspect found hiding in a refrigerator. Deputies believe the murderer is (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) cold blooded
Judge rules against tit for tatt
Michael Jordan says he could still beat anyone on Charlotte Hornets in game of one-on-one. Given the state of the Hornets, The Sisters of the Poor could probably beat them in 3-on-3 round robin tournament
Bob Uecker suffers mild concussion after being struck by a ball that was juuuuuust a bit outside during Brewers' batting practice
Semin's low output leaving a bad taste in GM Ron Francis' mouth
The FBI is baffled by a wave of fiber optic vandalism, obviously forgetting the first and second rules of Project Mayhem
Some guy previews Windows 10. Bottom line: Better than 8, way better than 9, bitter-clingers on 7 might still want to hold off a bit yet. I'd normally make a joke at Vista users' expense here, but they'd never be able to see it on the internet anyway
What part of "ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE" did you not understand?
Is it Bloomsday I said and she said Yes yes it is Bloomsday the day where everyone celebrates James Joyce's Ulysses and pretends they got through more than the first chapter Should I pretend I said and Yes she said Yes
NPR listeners shoot organic, gluten-free chai from their noses in rage over Kim Kardashian's appearance on "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me"
Brian Williams will be staying with NBC, but no longer on the nightly news, considering a move to BSNBC
Hillary Clinton: 'I will be the youngest woman President in the history of the US.' Also the oldest, the average age of all women presidents, the median, and the mode, Statistically, Hillary Clinton is Superwoman. Or is she the mean woman?
Headline: "Hillary Comes Out Swinging." Bill: "Good luck with that; I've been asking for 45 years now"
First they came for the socialists, and I said, "Wait, I thought the Nazis were socialists." Then they came for the trade unionists, and I said, "What? Really? I'm starting to think I have no grasp of history whatsoever"
Legendary arms-maker Colt has managed the seemingly impossible: Going bankrupt selling guns to Americans
Walmart: We do not in any way dodge taxes. Media: Then what's with the $76 billion in assets you have in Luxembourg where you have no stores? Walmart: *SMOKE BOMB*
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