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An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-06-01 9:41:49 AM (5 comments) | Permalink
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I'm torn this week on my favorite of the batch, between, "So long, Little Buddy" and the Blatter headline. Lots of fantastic headlines to choose from; thanks submitters!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-05-24 to Sat 2015-05-30:  Twin brothers, age 52, jailed after throwing bricks at each other. Neither was mortarly wounded  Ruh Rho  Man missing for 23 years found submerged in Citation. Please  What's a Grecian urn? Probably not enough to pay for this  2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost  L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival  This is the church / And this is the steeple / Watch the lightning strike / And scare all the people  Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him  So long, Little Buddy  In a stunning reversal, a Hooters waitress wants to put HER organ into a male customer  Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance

Sports:  Kansas City Royals pitcher has 99 problems and they're all earned runs (video)  Nick Saban claims to have caught a six-foot long, 180 lb. fish, though the NCAA is investigating allegations that the fish's family may have been offered cash and real estate to convince the fish to jump into Saban's boat  FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go

Geek:  Large Hadron Collider up and running and setting all sorts of new records, with no end-of-the-world catastrophes or massive changes to our timestream. In other news, did you hear that President Trump was going to run for a fourth term?  Meet John Romero, the godfather of the first-person shooter video game. A first-person shooter is a game where the player experiences the action through the eyes of the protagonist. A protagonist is the key figure in a story  Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam are co-champions of the Scripps National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam

Entertainment:  Let's wish Bob Dylan a Happy Birthdamgrmphms  Chris Pine Up for Wonder Woman. Aren't we all?  Neverland Ranch is now up for sale. Finally, an end to a touching story

Politics:  China plans to get +1 food from water tiles and +1 production from resources in South China Sea  Santorum on the lips of conservatives today  Governor Pot declares Senator Kettle unsuited to be President

Business:  Fiat Chrysler approaches GM about a possible merger, hopes to save billions of dollars by combining Chrysler's engineering incompetence with GM's experience at organizing recalls  8,000 jobs at Malaysia Airlines suddenly go missing  This amazing company is planning an IPO - click here to find out which one it is
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-06-01 10:41:59 AM  
So long, little buddy FTW
2015-06-01 10:55:21 AM  
The Hooters waitress headline made me LOL.
(and I admit I don't get the "little Buddy" joke)
2015-06-01 11:22:10 AM  

uE: The Hooters waitress headline made me LOL.
(and I admit I don't get the "little Buddy" joke)

Name of deceased + reference to Gilligan's Island, specifically catchphrase of the Skipper
2015-06-01 02:18:33 PM  
Ah, right, now I get it. Thanks.
2015-06-02 12:48:05 AM  
The Bob Dylan one is priceless - my pick for HOTY candidate.
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