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An end to a touching story at Neverland Ranch, FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go, and Hooters waitress wants to put her organ into a male customer for a change: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/24 - 5/30
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I'm torn this week on my favorite of the batch, between, "So long, Little Buddy" and the Blatter headline. Lots of fantastic headlines to choose from; thanks submitters!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-05-24 to Sat 2015-05-30:
Twin brothers, age 52, jailed after throwing bricks at each other. Neither was mortarly wounded
Man missing for 23 years found submerged in Citation. Please
What's a Grecian urn? Probably not enough to pay for this
2,400-year-old 'bongs' used to smoke cannabis and opium are dug up in Russia. Willie Nelson thinks they might be the ones he lost
L.A. Mayor hopes the film "San Andreas" will get residents to prepare for a major earthquake. Just like "Titanic" helped prepare travelers taking a cruise with Carnival
This is the church / And this is the steeple / Watch the lightning strike / And scare all the people
Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him
So long, Little Buddy
In a stunning reversal, a Hooters waitress wants to put HER organ into a male customer
Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance
Kansas City Royals pitcher has 99 problems and they're all earned runs (video)
Nick Saban claims to have caught a six-foot long, 180 lb. fish, though the NCAA is investigating allegations that the fish's family may have been offered cash and real estate to convince the fish to jump into Saban's boat
FIFA doesn't have enough pressure on Blatter to go
Large Hadron Collider up and running and setting all sorts of new records, with no end-of-the-world catastrophes or massive changes to our timestream. In other news, did you hear that President Trump was going to run for a fourth term?
Meet John Romero, the godfather of the first-person shooter video game. A first-person shooter is a game where the player experiences the action through the eyes of the protagonist. A protagonist is the key figure in a story
Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam are co-champions of the Scripps National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam
Let's wish Bob Dylan a Happy Birthdamgrmphms
Chris Pine Up for Wonder Woman. Aren't we all?
Neverland Ranch is now up for sale. Finally, an end to a touching story
China plans to get +1 food from water tiles and +1 production from resources in South China Sea
Santorum on the lips of conservatives today
Governor Pot declares Senator Kettle unsuited to be President
Fiat Chrysler approaches GM about a possible merger, hopes to save billions of dollars by combining Chrysler's engineering incompetence with GM's experience at organizing recalls
8,000 jobs at Malaysia Airlines suddenly go missing
This amazing company is planning an IPO - click here to find out which one it is
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