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Thug with a string of priors involved in another shooting, why there is no longer a Carl Senior, and Grindr to sell for a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/10 - 5/16
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Welcome back, everybody. Got some great headlines this week.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-05-10 to Sat 2015-05-16:
Air Canada passenger gives birth at 35,000 feet over Pacific Ocean during flight to Japan, is immediately billed $75 for an extra piece of carry-on
A triumph for DeBlasio environmental policy, as muggers are successfully re-introduced to their native habitat of Central Park
Thug with a string of priors involved in another shooting
Chinese choir drill
Bangladesh blogger gets hacked, partitioned into several smaller pieces
School bus driver of the year arrested for driving at .13 BAC with three dozen kids on board, even though a .15 is the minimum needed to make driving a school bus a bearable occupation
Hacked Starbucks mobile app drains money from customers' accounts. Just like Starbucks
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub / The butcher, the baker, the candle stick maker / The tub hadn't been cleaned properly / There were no survivors
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be remanded into the custody of the Baltimore Police Department
Morsi sentenced to death. Johnny Marr unavailable for comment
Carl's Jr. introduces 1000 calorie burger, with 64 grams of fat, that includes a hamburger patty, hot dog, cheese and potato chips. Which answers the question as to why there is no longer a Carl Senior
Jay Cutler's wife pregnant for third time; Bears fans amazed Jay Cutler can hit any target three times
Gay costs US silver medal, no word on the rest of his agenda
Mario Gotze's talent is being wasted at Bayern Munich, says Oliver Kahn. It might seem gapingly obvious, but Kahn's really, really stretching the truth
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
New Russian armored vehicle operates via video game controller, making it the grittiest Call of Duty reboot EVAR
Stephen Hawking says that computers will overtake humans within 100 years. Which is an interesting statement coming from someone who wouldn't be able to speak without his keyboard-activated synthesized voice
Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years sober. Bad Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years of snorting blow off the asses of high school girls
Fox is developing another version of 24, this time without Jack Bauer. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
Courtney Love owes her psychiatrist $48,000. It's now the biggest claim against her since the 200,000 people who bought "America's Sweetheart"
GOP presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson says his tax plan comes directly from the Bible, which should ensure our economy is ready to face the complex challenges of the upcoming "Iron Age"
Another week, another domino falls in the house of cards built on shifting sand that is the Damocles' Sword falling in the forest of Hillary Clinton's campaign
House: lesser chicken not greater than greater good pursuit of lesser oppression in the name of greater freedom and lesser greatness lessening
The company that makes the "dating" app Grindr putting itself up for sale. Asking price reportedly a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube
Millennials have now passed Generation X as the largest share of the U.S. workforce. Mostly because businesses have finally embraced the technology to allow people to work out of their basement
Moody's cuts Chicago's credit rating from White Sox to Cubs
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