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The Senate Lynches Obama, John Hinckley Jr. hoping to raise some Foster children, and apparently Mama June will eat ANYTHING: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/19 - 4/25
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-04-27 12:15:05 PM (7 comments) | Permalink
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Too many good headlines last week. Enjoy!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-04-19 to Sat 2015-04-25:

img.fark.net  John Hinckley Jr. is now spending some time in the wild and is trying to adjust to a normal life. Dating is difficult for a guy like him, but he's open to raising some Foster children

img.fark.net  ♩ ♫ My milk truck brings all the crews to the yard and they're like, "It's blocking the road." Damn right, it's blocking the road. I can clear it, but I have to charge ♩ ♫

img.fark.net  French customs agents seize a record 2.25 tons of cocaine from a sailboat. Sacre blow

img.fark.net  NY court grants human rights to every ape it sees, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

img.fark.net  OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K

img.fark.net  Shot through the core, but who's to blame? Windows 8 or the mainframe?

img.fark.net  Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can

img.fark.net  Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him

img.fark.net  Controversial video sparks debate: should you or should you not put pink lips on macaque?

img.fark.net  Homeowner shoots trespasser in Pungoteague. Man that's gotta hurt

img.fark.net  Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"


Sports:

img.fark.net  Not motivated to jog? A drone can help. Look how it's increased people's average running speed in places like Yemen and Syria

img.fark.net  NBA and NHL playoffs continue tonight as both leagues feature key matchups in th--(thunderous stamping sound) NFL 2015 SCHEDULE RELEASES AT 8PM EASTERN (insert Godzilla shriek here)

img.fark.net  D'Angelo Russell leaves D'Ohio State University for D'NBA Draft


Geek:

img.fark.net  Man attempting to raise $1.2 Billion on Kickstarter-so he can buy Kickstarter. 10. Goto 10. Run

img.fark.net  Nitro coffee.this is awesomeit's coffee thatisconcentrated and it ispumpedthrough somethinglikeguniess andhasnitrogen initsothatit hasbubbles andcaffeine and it gives youmorecoffeefaster and thencaffeineand issmoothand goodyou can drink it all up

img.fark.net  Franklin Graham obsessed over fictional character. Also angry they made Iceman gay


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Simon Cowell fires Mel B from X Factor panel, decides what the show needs is More Cowell

img.fark.net  Mama June will eat anything

img.fark.net  Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent


Politics:

img.fark.net  ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

img.fark.net  Will awkward position on verifiable rape leave Butt whole?

img.fark.net  Senate finally Lynches Obama


Business:

img.fark.net  Sony threatens anyone who publishes leaked documents, swears they'll release another Adam Sandler movie if their demands aren't met

img.fark.net  Study finds people who have sex twice a week earn 4.5% more, not counting video distribution

img.fark.net  Volkswagen Chairman gets das boot
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7 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2015-04-27 12:24:42 PM  
Lynching jokes? High-larious.

Rape jokes? High-larious if about a man.

Lynching a cop? Death by laughter.
 
2015-04-27 01:31:59 PM  
Need more Tony Danza!!!
 
2015-04-27 01:43:11 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lynching jokes? High-larious.

Rape jokes? High-larious if about a man.

Lynching a cop? Death by laughter.


Sounds like someone's got a fever. And the only cure is MORE COWELL.
 
2015-04-27 01:46:51 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lynching jokes? High-larious.

Rape jokes? High-larious if about a man.

Lynching a cop? Death by laughter.


Considering that most of those complaints are about white pedophiles going to jail, and most of the people doing the complaining are people who never complained about rape jokes directed towards other people who aren't white males, yeah go cry me a river.
 
2015-04-27 01:51:15 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lynching jokes? High-larious.

Rape jokes? High-larious if about a man.

Lynching a cop? Death by laughter.

Sounds like someone's got a fever. And the only cure is MORE COWELL.


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Everybody could use a little Cowell now and then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cowell

Poor guy. Went to prison on a morals charge with a 17 year old male. Was never the same.
 
2015-04-27 02:01:43 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Lynching jokes? High-larious.

Rape jokes? High-larious if about a man.

Lynching a cop? Death by laughter.


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I for one am enjoying the resurgence of the snark from old
 
2015-04-27 11:10:08 PM  
Hey, I got my first one. Yay me.
 
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