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Free bassist, Monica Lewinsky says a mouthful at the TED conference, and what the founder of Upworthy shared at a media summit will BLOW YOUR MIND: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/15 - 3/21
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Happy Monday, everybody. Enjoy the headlines
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-03-15 to Sat 2015-03-21:
Coast Guard scraps plan to test its members' physical fitness, cites the extreme difficulty in counting pull-ups in remote locations. In other news, life vest futures are up 20 points
Replacing the infamous Port Authority bus terminal would cost $8-10 billion, not including the 10% markup of the 15% surcharge of the 30% unexpected overages on the 60% consulting fees for the 100% not-mobbed-up contractors
Onlookers talk down suicidal man when police can't
Man unable to stand up after taking a few Bushmills' shots
Intrusive Federal regulations force closure of small family business, puts 34 out of work
Alaskan army unit allowed to use racial slurs on "Racial Thursdays." Unit also braced for discovery of "Homophobic Mondays,""Sexism Sundays," and "Silly Hat Fridays"
Monica Lewinsky's TED talk is spot on
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
Phoenix Zoo discovers a two-year-old bear is female, not male, say they stand by its life choice
"Not tonight, dear, I have a haddock"
In possibly the nerdiest marriage proposal ever, man proposes to partner during solar eclipse. The Sun was not there
Hampton basketball coach calls Jesus for advice on playing Kentucky in the first round. Jesus: "Sorry man, I'm about to drive into a tunnel..."
Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract. On the one yard line, if you will
Have you ever seen a perfect Beaver? You have now
The founder of Upworthy spoke at a media summit, and what he said will blow your mind
Workplace suicides are on the rise. Finally, some comforting news for the unemployed
NASA spent $2.5 billion sending a spaceship to Mars to find fat and alcohol. It would have been a lot cheaper to drive to Walmart
Wacky comedy depicting rural Uighur life in Xinjiang is smash hit in Beijing. Well, GAO LI
Celine Dion is returning to Las Vegas since no one has bothered to deport her
Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance
Aaron Schock resigns to spend more time with family and friends of Dorothy
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
Ryanair steps up talks for transatlantic service. Budget airline reportedly excited about opportunity to drop passengers and their luggage off on a continent they didn't want to go to rather than just a distant city
Standard General bids $145.5 million to buy out RadioShack. Bankruptcy lawyers brace to save Standard General after they throw away $145.5 million
Schwab suing shucker sharer... Schwab suing shucker sharer... Schwab shuing shucker sharer... damn
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