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Angry deaf man unable to call people assholes, a security tokin' on your computer, and Medal of Honor recipient jumps on a grenade: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/8 - 3/14
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Some fun headlines this week. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-03-08 to Sat 2015-03-14:

img.fark.net  Woman teaches new moms how to carry a baby and a handgun at the same time. Apparently it's for mothers who like to have 38s for self defense and for breast feeding

img.fark.net  Suspects threaten victim with hypodermic needle during robbery, no shots reported

img.fark.net  Entire town learns sign language to surprise deaf man. Deaf man angry he can no longer call everyone assholes without them knowing

img.fark.net  Person found dead in Crystal Lake identified as missing teenager. Police are investigating the crime, but so far no one has been brought up on CH CH CH AH AH AHrges

img.fark.net  How an advertising company put a 'marijuana cookie' on your computer to get weed legalized. I guess you could call it a (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) security tokin'

img.fark.net  FDA issues a warning for the anti-smoking drug Chantix. The dangers of smoking and quitting smoking are now dead even

img.fark.net  DC stabbing victim forced to wait 30 minutes for ambulance, so his next stabbing is free

img.fark.net  Seven-week-old baby says first word to his surprised mom. Word to your mother

img.fark.net  Man teaches poodle to walk on hind legs dressed as schoolgirl. KINKY

img.fark.net  Medal of Honor recipient jumps on a grenade

img.fark.net  Woman with knife gets into fight with man over alcohol, leaves him with 4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire


Sports:

img.fark.net  Plaxico Burress wants to get into the stock investment game. Wall Street takes bets whether or not he'll shoot himself in the foot

img.fark.net  Craig James calls Patriots support for gay marriage the work of Satan. So Bill Belichick WAS involved

img.fark.net  The following NFL jerseys are now worthless: Graham - Saints, Gore - 49ers, Bradford - Rams, Foles - Eagles, T. Smith - Ravens, Ngata - Ravens, J. Thomas - Broncos, Cole - Eagles, Revis - Patriots, Manziel - Browns


Geek:

img.fark.net  Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right

img.fark.net  Google invests in projects to expand the human life expectancy to age 500. Congress immediately looks to raise the minimum age of Social Security to 430

img.fark.net  Illinois state capital has just given Cobra Commander the key to the city, making him the 175th most corrupt official in the city


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Carrie Fisher on The Force Awakens: I have a bad feeling about this

img.fark.net  Two Dog Night

img.fark.net  New Bill Hicks album to be released this fall, to be followed by a new Denis Leary album soon after


Politics:

img.fark.net  McConnell vows to "find some way" to raise the debt ceiling. "Locking the crazy members of the caucus in a broom closet during the vote" isn't out of the realm of possibility yet

img.fark.net  Maker of AP study guide apologizes for test that linked Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and the KKK as both belonging to the "reactionary/fascist" part of the political spectrum. Unclear which of them the apology was directed towards

img.fark.net  DNC: Welp, that's it. Whether we like it or not, we're stuck with Hillary 2016. Martin O'Malley: Hey guys, what about me? DNC: Yup, absolutely no one wants to step up. *stuffs O'Malley in broom closet*


Business:

img.fark.net  Dunkin' Donuts to remove whitening agent from powdered sugar - thereby making donuts once again the go-to choice for the health conscious

img.fark.net  Average cost of a U.S. wedding is now $31,213, which is a lot of money just for a woman to get a new name and a dress

img.fark.net  Overstrength British cider called Frosty Jack's declared "a public health hazard" in the best advertising the company ever had. At least since it suggested its customers try drinking it from a glass for once
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