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Really slow tourist killed by glacier, Methodists reach new high under Obama, and Virgin Mobile becomes Technical Virgin Mobile: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/1 - 3/7
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-03-09 3:35:21 AM (1 comment) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everybody. Enjoy some of our favorite headlines from last week. For you submitters: hope you have one or more in the mix.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-03-01 to Sat 2015-03-07:

img.fark.net  Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?

img.fark.net  "Why do men with girlfriends look at other women?" Wait, is this a trick question?

img.fark.net  Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is There

img.fark.net  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo

img.fark.net  Dog rescued after being shot and tied to tracks. Suspect is identified as wearing all black with a black hat, cape and a handlebar moustache

img.fark.net  Ringling Brothers Circus agrees to stop featuring elephants due to allegations of abuse, elephants declare they will never forget

img.fark.net  Han solo he hit the ground

img.fark.net  Employee stunned after being told he's late for work

img.fark.net  Man killed by crossbow in national park. Police suspect the death was the result of a quarrel

img.fark.net  Spiderman, Spiderman helps the homeless in Birmingham, food and drinks, any size, and now the homeless all have smiles, LOOK OUT, here comes the Spiderman (w/pics)

img.fark.net  Revolting ruthless reprobates ruin ruins, remain remorseless


Sports:

img.fark.net  Remember Wilt Chamberlain's claim that out of his 20,000 conquests he never fathered a child? Well, apparently there was one unassisted dunk

img.fark.net  The Patriots have declined to pick up the option on Vince Wilfork, thus creating two open roster spots

img.fark.net  Cardinals' QB Carson Palmer ready to "rock n roll" for next season, which is appropriate, as every season he gets rocked and then rolls around on the ground in agony


Geek:

img.fark.net  DNA Analysis of the Paracas Skulls Proves They Are Not Human. And the submission link thingy says the "Link checks out OK" so it's true, right?

img.fark.net  Windows 10 will run on wearable devices, although if Bill Gates thinks I'm dropping down 85 versions from my desktop OS he's sadly mistaken

img.fark.net  Charles Darwin's cousin invented the dog whistle - something you've probably never heard


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Happy Birthday to Karen Carpenter, who would have been 65 pounds today

img.fark.net  Kim Kardashian says she's having sex 500 times a day. Hmm, maybe Kanye should let her finish

img.fark.net  Porn legend Asia Carrera arrested for blowing twice the legal limit. There's a legal limit?


Politics:

img.fark.net  Mark Levin: "Rape highest in modern times under Obama." Also racism, sexism, men's rights groups, assholes, mugs, pugs, Indian agents, Mexican bandits and Methodists

img.fark.net  Over 300 Republicans call for SCOTUS to recognize gay marriage nationally. Will henceforth be known as Democrats

img.fark.net  Fox News columnist believes President Obama has gone rogue, says everyone should be careful not to touch him or he will drain them of their superpowers


Business:

img.fark.net  Buying a used electric car? Finally, no more sticker shock

img.fark.net  Virgin Mobile to allow rollover, will henceforth be known as "Technical Virgin Mobile"

img.fark.net  Mall mammoth Simon Property Group looking to buy smaller competitor Macerich to create America's largest collection of decaying empty retail space
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2015-03-09 01:49:20 PM  
My attempt at quantity of greens is killing my quality of headlines. May need to rethink my strategy here ...
 
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