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Purina Dog Ciao, new shield for Dominion alters balance of power in Alpha Quadrant, and accident cuts the cheese...truck in half: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/22 - 2/28
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A good start to a fine week. Good work, submitters.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-02-22 to Sat 2015-02-28:
Norway's Muslims form human shield around synagogue, say they don't want to hear tales of the headless Norsemen
The hidden promise of 'fake boyfriend apps' which allow a shy girl to find romance in the palm of her hand. Guys, of course, already know all about this
Accident cuts cheese truck in half on silent but deadly stretch of road
51 injured, 4 critically in commuter rail collision with tractor trailer on the Michael Bay line north of Los Angeles
Dominion gets new shield, which could alter the balance of power in the Alpha Quadrant
What you need to know at midnight tonight when the Nation's Capital becomes the District of Columbian
Purina. Dog? Ciao
Donald Keough, former president and most influential COO in the history of Coca-Cola dies at age 88, is survived by six children, 18 grandchildren, but everyone just called him "Pop"
"Suicide Attack Kills One." - Well, duhhh
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
♫ ♩ ♪ Leprosy / All my body parts are falling off of me / I'm not half the man I used to be / Since I came down with leprosy ♫ ♩ ♪
Danica Patrick to be the first woman to announce a NASCAR race from the booth. Finally she'll get a chance to see what the checkered flag actually looks like
Bush gets trimmed
FOR SALE: One Cheverolet Race Car. Orange and white with Golden Corral decals. Numbered 44. Kids eat free if it finishes in the Top 10
Apple to spend $2 billion on new European data centers, but you could probably build them for less with parts from Newegg
Scientists discover black hole so big it rivals government defense contracts
Apple will add seven new languages to Siri, which include Russian, Thai, Turkish. Will immediately come in handy for understanding the person on the Apple tech support line
Joe Elliott says that Def Leppard took a poll as to whether or not they would show up at a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, and four out of five members raised their hands on the "no" vote
Harrison Ford confirmed for Blade Runner sequel, tentatively entitled "Do Androids Age?"
Bill Cosby says he's "far from finished", so please, remember to never let your drink out of your sight
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
"This has been a terrible, no good, very bad week for Ted Cruz." He started out on Fox, declaring some locks, on federal bucks, in exchange for socks, because he eats a bunch of co- STOP THIS. THIS HEADLINE IS WAY TOO SILLY
CPAC Straw Cap derby results: Aqua Buddha finishes first, with Derelict Cheesehead in second. Punchable Face third, Carson's Token fourth and the betting favorite I'm Not Dubya was fifth. Derp-xacta paid $9.99
New report says consumers are terrible at estimating air fares. Apparently they figure out the maximum amount anyone should be charged and then multiply it by only three
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
JC Penney employee arrested for stealing merchandise and selling it on eBay, also cited for having a better business model than JC Penney
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