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Hermione and the Half-Blood Prince, the band played Come On Eileen, and a suspect who looks a little shady: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/15 - 2/21
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-02-23 10:07:14 AM (5 comments) | Permalink
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Headline writers are picking up a good head of steam this month. I love it.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-02-15 to Sat 2015-02-21:  The band played The Twist - I twisted. The band played Jump - I jumped. Then the band played Come On Eileen  Police are looking for a man who stole 100 pairs of sunglasses worth $30,000. The suspect is a white male with short brown hair who looks a little (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) shady  Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken  Forty pounds of meth found hidden in truckload of broccoli. Cops plan to destroy the noxious cargo once the meth is removed  Millionaire heiress turned college student turned kidnap victim turned terrorist bank robber turned revolutionary turned pardoned convict turned suburban mom turned socialite turned movie star turns into winner at Westminster dog show  He's done  Principal went to a 15 year-old's home for sex, but was caught sayof red-handed  Anti-vaccine professor takes leave of absence, plans to spend more time coughing on her family  Three British teens beheaded to Syria  Spice is flooding into Russia. House Ukrainian suspected  Governor issues order banning pornography on state devices, saying any misconduct will be just cause for termination. Up until now you would simply receive a slap on your free wrist

Sports:  Kurt Busch ordered to stay away from ex-girlfriend. As long as she's at the front of the pack, he won't violate the restraining order  Cleveland Browns to unveil new logo next week. Unfortunately not unveiling better defense, offense, special teams, coaching, etc  NASCAR suspends driver indefinitely for hitting a woman. No, not Denny Hamlin

Geek:  Scientists discover the secret to why penguins are able to mate for life  Scientists believe a rare spider venom could be a natural form of Viagra, and you can get it cheaper on the web  A possible link between semiconductor manufacturing and ALS disease? We need more intel

Entertainment:  Jerry Lewis will play Nicolas Cage's father in a new film about two cops pulling off a heist entitled "No One Read the Script"  New book written by Dr. Seuss coming this summer. His widow found the manuscript in a box. She found them packed in with some socks. She said it's a story about a fox  Hermione and the Half-Blood Prince

Politics:  Look, he's George. I'm Jeb. He's got the Golden Arches, I've got the Golden Arcs. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but his buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds  Michigan Republican official fatally shoots self with 36C caliber revolver  Koch Bros. join with Center for American Progress in an attempt to collapse the Fark politics tab into a singularity

Business:  Greece snubs 'absurd' bailout offer from EU because ♬ they've got bills, they're multiplyin ♬  Garmin officials admit that the company is currently lost  Being unemployed for a year or more can change your personality, according to a new study from the University of No Kidding
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-02-23 10:43:12 AM  
I'd like to thank the Academy, the modmins, The Rock, Emma Watson and whoever started the rumor about Harry's paternity.
2015-02-23 10:53:25 AM  
I was going to complain that I didn't get a mention, but then I realized I got too busy to submit headlines last week.

I blame underwear gnomes.
2015-02-23 01:58:59 PM  
Subby of the "Come on Eileen" headline, you are my hero.
2015-02-23 02:20:15 PM  

Gig103: Subby of the "Come on Eileen" headline, you are my hero.

Agreed. Well played subbs
2015-02-23 02:42:53 PM  
You can buy a t-shirt that says, "I came on Eileen."
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