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Woman charged with crockpot murder following long-simmering beef, CHiPs respond to scene of salsa spill on highway, and Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/1 - 2/7
Posted by Unfreakable at 2015-02-09 7:37:26 AM (9 comments) | Permalink
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Some VERY good headlines this week. Congratulations, submitters!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-02-01 to Sat 2015-02-07:

  15-year-old boy dies while attempting skateboard stunt. Goddamnit, Nationwide, enough's enough  

  Woman with kangaroo service animal asked to leave McDonald's. She'd probably have better luck at IHOP  

  Man has "Clockwork Orange" tattoo on his forehead. Was probably on droogs when he was inked  

  ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway  

  KCBD Lubbock -- Where disco lives forever  

  40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-10 near Cabazon, CA. CHiPs respond  

  Harvard officially bans professor student relationships, bursar's office still able to screw everything that moves  

  Detroit woman charged with murder after beating friend to death with crockpot. Police say the two were arguing politics when it uncovered a long-simmering beef  

  "They turned me into a neut" (PNSWF)  

  Brian Williams is taking a hiatus from NBC Nightly News to spend some time with Manti Te'o's girlfriend  

  Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian  


  Softball team wins Superbrawl  

  Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed  

  Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong  


  Rosa Parks archive opening at Library of Congress, probably somewhere in the back  

  Rare black jaguar seen in the Amazon River. Never buy a refurbished GPS  

  Autism Speaks weighs in on vaccine controversy: "Definitely need to vaccinate your kids, definitely. Don't want to skip that. Definitely don't skip it"  


  Producers respond to reports that Downton Abbey will conclude after six seasons, won't confirm series ending with cybernetic Nazi zombies overwhelming England thanks to Lord Grantham  

  Five years after canceling it, NBC is thinking the original Law and Order may not yet be DONE DONE  

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  The feds are investigating New York's executive and legislative branches as cesspits of corruption, but at least the judicial branch is clean - and by "clean" we mean "makes Mos Eisley look like Norway"  

  Hogan to deliver first State of the State address, plans to announce a new world order  

  Here's the Republi^Can alternati^Ve to Obamacare  


  Airlines consumer satisfaction now on par with cable TV and the IRS, however still slightly ahead of Congress and Ebola  

  Jay Z buys streaming company. R Kelly approves  

  Number of billionaires in the world is now at 2,089. The list includes Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, 2,087 relatives of Sam Walton
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9 Comments     (+0 »)
2015-02-09 08:41:07 AM  
Brian Williams headline has made me laugh on two occasions now. I even knew the joke was coming. Good work.
2015-02-09 09:07:21 AM  
Last Sunday was berry berry good to me for Fark.
2015-02-09 09:12:31 AM  
Unfreakable Do you know how many scripts you just got turned back on by leaving out the tags this week?
2015-02-09 09:28:32 AM  

mootmah: Unfreakable Do you know how many scripts you just got turned back on by leaving out the tags this week?

Not sure. :-(  I emailed Mike about a half hour ago mentioning it. Don't know why the tags didn't show up, though. That's some kind of esoteric coding stuff that's beyond me
2015-02-09 09:29:40 AM  
mmmm....chipped beef......

I've got to say though, the hatred in the Bruce Jenner threads is just....mind boggling.
2015-02-09 03:56:01 PM  
I'm still pretty certain that Bruce Jenner is unclear on the concept of taking a woman's life.
2015-02-09 06:01:03 PM  
It's nice to be part of the Headlines of the Week. And, I'd like to thank Bruce Jenner for marrying Kris Kardashian.
2015-02-09 06:46:39 PM  

Grumpy Cat: It's nice to be part of the Headlines of the Week. And, I'd like to thank Bruce Jenner for marrying Kris Kardashian.

That one was a beaut
2015-02-09 07:08:18 PM  
Thanks,  Unfreakable.
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