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Woman charged with crockpot murder following long-simmering beef, CHiPs respond to scene of salsa spill on highway, and Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/1 - 2/7
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Some VERY good headlines this week. Congratulations, submitters!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-02-01 to Sat 2015-02-07:
15-year-old boy dies while attempting skateboard stunt. Goddamnit, Nationwide, enough's enough
Woman with kangaroo service animal asked to leave McDonald's. She'd probably have better luck at IHOP
Man has "Clockwork Orange" tattoo on his forehead. Was probably on droogs when he was inked
ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway
KCBD Lubbock -- Where disco lives forever
40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-10 near Cabazon, CA. CHiPs respond
Harvard officially bans professor student relationships, bursar's office still able to screw everything that moves
Detroit woman charged with murder after beating friend to death with crockpot. Police say the two were arguing politics when it uncovered a long-simmering beef
"They turned me into a neut" (PNSWF)
Brian Williams is taking a hiatus from NBC Nightly News to spend some time with Manti Te'o's girlfriend
Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian
Softball team wins Superbrawl
Thousands pack streets for Patriots victory parade Wednesday. Seattle fans still petitioned to have an end-of-season celebration, but the Seahawks passed
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
Rosa Parks archive opening at Library of Congress, probably somewhere in the back
Rare black jaguar seen in the Amazon River. Never buy a refurbished GPS
Autism Speaks weighs in on vaccine controversy: "Definitely need to vaccinate your kids, definitely. Don't want to skip that. Definitely don't skip it"
Producers respond to reports that Downton Abbey will conclude after six seasons, won't confirm series ending with cybernetic Nazi zombies overwhelming England thanks to Lord Grantham
Five years after canceling it, NBC is thinking the original Law and Order may not yet be DONE DONE
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The feds are investigating New York's executive and legislative branches as cesspits of corruption, but at least the judicial branch is clean - and by "clean" we mean "makes Mos Eisley look like Norway"
Hogan to deliver first State of the State address, plans to announce a new world order
Here's the Republi^Can alternati^Ve to Obamacare
Airlines consumer satisfaction now on par with cable TV and the IRS, however still slightly ahead of Congress and Ebola
Jay Z buys streaming company. R Kelly approves
Number of billionaires in the world is now at 2,089. The list includes Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, 2,087 relatives of Sam Walton
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