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A hard day's knight, queefer madness, and Snoop Dogg's grandson already growing like a weed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/11 - 1/17
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Enjoy this week's crop of headlines, can't wait to see them later this year during the preliminaries.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2015-01-11 to Sat 2015-01-17:, a hard day's knight?  Remember when a 29-year-old Texas man was arrested for stealing $18,000 worth of cookies and crackers? Pepperidge Farm remembers  Brooklyn woman falls into 20-inch gap between buildings, charged $3,500 a month for rent  Saudi cleric issues fatwa against those who want to build a snowman. Followers on social media suggest that he let it go. Of course it's Saudi Arabia, so the cold never bothered them anyway  ♫What if Dog was one of us? ♪Just a slob like one of us ♫ Just a stranger on the bus tryin' to make his way home? ♫  Haggis could help solve America's obesity crisis. Presumably because people would rather starve than eat it  Man hires a handyman to murder his wife. Incredibly, the job was finished on time and on budget  Float like a bladder guy, sting like a pee  Pot-based sexual lubricant designed specifically for women goes on sale in Colorado. QUEEFER MADNESS  La Verne middle school volunteer busted for having sex with minor. Surely, La Verne has seen happier days  Five-year-old boy who swallowed a battery as a toddler is finally discharged  

Sports:  ♫ Wat-ching Sup-er Bowl from couch ♪  Bears go Fox hunting  Denver Broncos fans offer their condolences to the family of ex-Defensive Coordinator Jack Del Rio, upon his tragic selection as Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders  

Geek:  DVD case leads to the death of young whale. This is why officials suggest you dispose of your copies of Twilight the same way as any other hazardous material  Average life expectancy for the next generation will be close to 100, which should give them about five good years to enjoy their retirement  New drug weans alcoholics off booze while still allowing them to get drunk, approve Fark links  

Entertainment:  Life ... ah ... finds a way  Taylor Swift pays off fan's student loan, writes #1 single after bank rejects her  Snoop Dogg becomes a grandfather at the age of 43, says his grandson is already growing like a weed  

Politics:  Kamala to run for US Senate; gains valuable endorsements from Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee  RomCo promises that RMoney 3.0 will be better, faster, stronger, lemon, wet, good. Oh dammit  Obama to unveil package on Tuesday. Excuse him while he whips it out  

Business:  McDonald's installs 600 wireless charging stations, will keep wall outlets open for customer defibrillators  62% of Americans don't have enough savings to pay for an emergency. The other 38% don't have enough savings to pay for anything that isn't an emergency  One small step for Mann
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