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Slow clap for gonorrhea rate decline, Christina Hendricks' boobies-Mad Men show, and Canadian physicists Drs. Terrance and Phillip discuss methane on Mars: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/14 - 12/20
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Not too much to add, but a reminder to keep an eye out for Headline of the Year contests this week. The threads for the final contests will all be next Monday.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-12-14 to Sat 2014-12-20:
Power outage caused by copper theft. Police suspect kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland may have copped the copper
London Bridge damaged after a car accident. Inspectors making repairs to stop it from falling down, falling down, falling down
Well, endowed is no longer an apt description of Bill Cosby
Girl run over by float in Christmas parade survives, announces that calling it a "float" is really misleading
Study finds Brits prefer boobs, Americans prefer asses - which explains both countries' leaders
DOD tests a bullet that can change direction. Warren Commission: "I told you so"
U.S. releases 3 of Cuba 5 for one Gross, making the exchange rate one 48:1
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap
Two racecars known as Romeo and Juliet stolen from parking lot. Mercutio Towing believed to be responsible for the theft
"Meatloaf killed our parents," claims distraught family, who vow they will do anything for justice...but they won't do that
Kayaker sues FDNY for giving him props
The Cleveland Browns make Bernie Kosar want to throw up. Well, the Browns and 14 rum and cokes. But he's pretty sure it's mostly the Browns. Like, 70/20 at least. Who's ready?
Sprint to no longer sponsor NASCAR Winston Cup Series after 2016 season, say they can't in good conscience be involved with giving Jimmie Johnson another championship
Good news for fans of the Raiders, Rams, Jaguars, and Vikings: Goodell says there will be no team moves to LA in 2015. Which is actually bad news if you happen to play for the Raiders, Rams, Jaguars, and Vikings
Methane farts may indicate that there was life on Mars, say Drs. Terrance & Phillip
Oyster herpes is back. Scientists once again try to combat clam-ydia
Inability to balance on one leg for 20 seconds can indicate a risk of stroke, brain vessel damage, being arrested for a DUI
Christina Hendricks lands boobies-Mad Men show
Theater pulls premiere of "The Interview" because it doesn't want to take any chances with a bomb
Stevie Wonder has ninth child, the second with his current girlfriend, and assures her that he's not seeing anyone else
Kevin Yoder (R-KS) hasn't been seen since he planted the Citigroup legislation into the Omnibus Bill. Bothered by this, he is. Hmm?
Elisabeth Hasselback uses Sydney hostage taking to justify torture. You know what's really torturous? Watching your husband play football. How the HELL do you miss that pass? HE WAS RIGHT THERE. God, it's like I'm watching the Jets
♫Neigh bells ring, are ya listenin'? In my mind, gay marriage sickenin', It's a beautiful slight, I'm happy tonight. Watch me as I marry my mare♫
Apparently all the articles saying that orange juice sales are increasing were just pulp fiction
Roper increases dividend 25%, promises not to raise the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet
Coca-Cola ends 13-year sponsorship of "American Idol" after judges say their new jingle is "A little pitchy"
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