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Kim Jong Un-dead, bedbugs now able to fit in at Phish shows, and BB gun suspect faces a pellet judge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/12 - 10/18
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-10-20 11:57:28 AM (1 comment) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everybody. Some headlines from last week to get your week started right...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-10-12 to Sat 2014-10-18:

img.fark.net  Earthquake in Central A-mer-i-ca, damage in Central A-mer-i-ca, one dead in Central A-mer-i-ca  

img.fark.net  Thief throws dagger at homeowner. DOBBY, NO  

img.fark.net  CONFIRMED: Kim Jong Un-dead  

img.fark.net  Kentucky elementary school bans birthday cakes, since 17 candles on a 5th grader's cake is considered a fire hazard  

img.fark.net  Woman sent to jail over overgrown yard. In the midnight hour she cried, "Mower, mower, mower"  

img.fark.net  Study finds the essential oils you've been spraying to kill bed bugs is only helping them meet cooler people at Phish shows  

img.fark.net  Group of trekkers killed in Nepal by heavy snow, wearing red shirts  

img.fark.net  Suspect with BB gun to face a pellet judge  

img.fark.net  Judge orders Crystal Lake bleach-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ers demolished  

img.fark.net  Hurricane Gonzalo threatens Bermuda, forcing travelers to seek alternate destinations. THANKS OBAHAMAS  

img.fark.net  Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why  


Sports:

img.fark.net  There once was this guy, Victor Cruz. And I know this is hard news...But this Giant old fella, just tore his patella, and his team then went on to lose  

img.fark.net  Bengals, Panthers game ends in a tie. NFL considers awarding the win to the team with the fewest domestic violence arrests  

img.fark.net  P-P-P-Percy and the Jets  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Google set to release Nexus 6. My mother? Let me tell you about my mother  

img.fark.net  Thirty "problem monkeys" being exported from Gibraltar to Scotland, where their unchecked aggression, poo-flinging ability and propensity to bite without warning will allow them to fit right in on a Glasgow Saturday night  

img.fark.net  EU scientists studying ways of turning food waste into some sort of edible product, apparently unaware that the McRib already did that  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Megadeth lead singer Dave Mustaine says his mother-in-law is missing... But who's looking?  

img.fark.net  SiriusXM Canada to run all-Sarah McLachlan radio channel this weekend, which will sound like the longest Humane Society PSA of all time  

img.fark.net  2014 is first year ever with zero certified platinum records. This comes as a surprise to zero people who have heard any music in 2014  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Army War College revokes Senator Walsh's degree. No statement yet on whether you can still get a Master's degree with 14 page thesis  

img.fark.net  Istanbul was once on-board with US Policy / Why they change? Obama can't say. / Guess they liked it better this way  

img.fark.net  Republicans are back to a 60% chance of taking the Senate in Nate Silver's latest number crunching. This means that you can go back to either loving, then hating, then loving him, or hating, then loving, then hating him  


Business:

img.fark.net  States that have legalized same-sex marriage are thrilled to be where gay couples blow their wad  

img.fark.net  Rolls-Royce cuts sales forecast after experiencing a rash of phantom orders  

img.fark.net  Moody's cuts Russian debt rating to borscht
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2014-10-20 12:06:29 PM  
Happy Monday. Xo
 
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