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Julia Pierson jumps the fence, Russia gets cock blocked, and Ebolaloha: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/28 - 10/4
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-10-06 11:31:07 AM (1 comment) | Permalink
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Enjoy the headlines, everybody!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-09-28 to Sat 2014-10-04:  Alaska gets 2nd big earthquake in as many days. No damage reported, but it did break up three brawls involving the Palin family  You can park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway. Apparently, you can also drive on a fairway if you steal an ambulance  Old and busted: Debbie. New hotness: Ebola  California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. "Real Housewives of Orange County" braces for cancellation  Chinese officials body search 10,000 pigeons before National Day ceremony after one was heard saying "Coup, Coup"  Historian finds no mention of Jesus Christ in 126 historical texts, concludes Jesus was a purely fictional character, like leprechauns or Eskimos  Viagra can make you go blind, according to scientists, but it does stop you rolling out of bed  You can't track periods in Apple's health app. No word on colons, either  Ebolaloha  CDC: Do not panic over the Ebola patient in Texas. We are confident that he only made contact with 5 or 6 people. Once we've located those 18 exposed people, we will isolate them and make sure that none of the 100 exposed people constitute a threat  I guess we haven't learned our lesson about sending things from Texas to D.C  

Sports:  Tony Sparano named Raiders He  Federal Government to Washington Redskins: Go FCC Yourself  Library of Congress discovers near-mint-condition footage of Game 7 of the 1924 World Series, notable for it being the most recent footage of Senators in DC accomplishing something positive  

Geek:  3D printed vehicles to be available in future car showrooms. Auto analysts predict first GM recall will be for running out of toner  Microsoft goes right to Windows 10... because 7 8 9  Physicists discover particle that is its own antiparticle. ǝlɔıʇɹɐdıʇuɐ uʍo sʇı sı ʇɐɥʇ ǝlɔıʇɹɐd ɹǝʌoɔsıp sʇsıɔısʎɥd  

Entertainment:  In A World... ▀█▀ ██ ▀█▀ █▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▄█▀  Country act Lady Antebellum admit they "need to evolve," immediately lose 80% of their fanbase  TNT cancels Dallas after three years, insists it was all a dream  

Politics:  "Secret Service Chief Reviews White House Breaches." I'm surprised she has time to start a fashion blog  Hong Kong leader: Oh I won't back down. No I won't back down. You can tear Wong up, to the Gates of Hu, but I won't back down  Secret Service Director Julia Pierson jumps the fence  

Business:  Gamestop to hire a staggering 25,000 temps to help during Christmas rush, every one of whom would like to know if you would like to buy an extended third-party warranty on sealed, boxed software  Russia halts import of 550 tons of U.S. chicken. Sounds like someone got cock blocked  Ebola virus causes decline in airline bookings. Passengers brace for new $25 communicable disease fee
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2014-10-06 08:30:21 PM  
I'm kinda disappointed the "Bachmann 'bored' with gay marriage" headline didn't make it
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