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Drinking with Andre the Giant, Spokane finds some good shiat, and man finds that turtles in his pants were so happy together: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/21 - 9/27
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Some quality headlines last week. Well done, submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-09-21 to Sat 2014-09-27:

img.fark.net  Mary bit a little Lamb, his face was white as snow. And the reason Mr. Lamb got bit, well his penis was where it shouldn't go  

img.fark.net  Step 1: Take Ken doll. Step 2: Dress him like religious figure. Step 3: Prophet  

img.fark.net  Spokane may start testing its sewage for levels of THC to gauge pot use in the city. That's some good shiat man  

img.fark.net  Dallas sightseeing company takes a shot at attracting tourists  

img.fark.net  University of Delaware student claims professor offered her an A for an F  

img.fark.net  Teacher refuses to serve the batch of vagina cookies that a mother whipped up for the second graders. Maybe she didn't bring a muff for everybody?  

img.fark.net  Canadian man caught with 51 turtles in his pants, says they all seemed so happy together  

img.fark.net  "Doctor Who Ordered Pain Meds, Charged With Patient Death." These Time Lords are getting out of hand  

img.fark.net  Bear wandering aimlessly around Vancouver neighborhood described at "fat and lazy," answers to the name "Luongo"  

img.fark.net  Hac in hora / Sine Mora / Corde pulsum tangite / Quod per sortem / Sternit fortem / Mecum omnes plangite  

img.fark.net  Armed white man shot in Ferguson  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Hope Solo believes The Fappening went "beyond the bounds of human decency", wishes she could punch the people responsible like they were family members  

img.fark.net  Student body to fill Beavers's holes for Tinkle  

img.fark.net  Terry Crews discusses the NFL's domestic violence problem, and how locker room culture makes players hate everybody... especially Chris  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Snail thought to be extinct since 2007 found about three feet away  

img.fark.net  What you need to know about plutonium: it saved the Apollo 13 astronauts' lives, it powers the Mars rover, it was created at UC Berkeley, it's helping treat cancer, and it's named after the Disney dog. That last fact is pure Pu  

img.fark.net  Did the universe originate from a hyper-dimensional black hole? A new theory, but kinda hard to wrap your brane around  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Cary Elwes remembers drinking with Andre the Giant. Highly unlikely, because if you can remember drinking with Andre the Giant, you weren't drinking with Andre the Giant  

img.fark.net  Kris Jenner files for divorce. Bruce remains expressionless  

img.fark.net  The Situation gets indicted on charges of $8.9M tax fraud. The fact that he had $8.9M with which to defraud anyone is the saddest situation ever known to mankind  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Bainimarama claims victory in Fiji election. Also claims to be your venus, fire, desire  

img.fark.net  When Kansas Governor Brownback pledged to plug the hole in state revenues, I don't think this is what he meant  

img.fark.net  Sarah Palin: "The truth is an endangered species at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue." Otter: "1400?" Boon: "Forget it, she's rollin'"  


Business:

img.fark.net  Price of lemons reaches record levels due to California drought, fewer harvests, additional dealer prep charges by GM  

img.fark.net  Victoria Beckham opens first retail store in London offering fashion for women as large as a size zero  

img.fark.net  McDonald's headquarters evacuated after a digital media player was mistaken for a bomb and officials worried it could blow the whole place into robble robble
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