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Eating flowers could improve your stamena, a crash on the Congo line, and abandoned body found at abandoned body shop: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/20 - 4/26
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-04-28 8:53:59 AM (0 comments) | Permalink

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Some good headlines this week. My personal favorite of the bunch is the Congo train one. Nice job, and congrats to all the submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-04-20 to Sat 2014-04-26:  On the one hand, birth defects can be frightening to parents, but on the other hand, this Chinese baby has convinced his father to take better care of his mother. On the third and fourth hands, the kid probably could have made a lot of Nikes  Man crowdfunds penis surgery for his pet tortoise so he can come out of his shell  Man sends 1,000 ducklings to his boss' apartment over wage dispute, hopes that he enjoys the bills  This article starts out discussing clickbait headlines. You won't believe what happens next  Experts say eating flowers could be good for your health, increase your stamena  63 killed on Congo train when the band played the music too fast  Large 6.7-richter earthquake strikes Vancouver Island. Preliminary reports estimate moderate damage equal to 0.29 Stanley Cup riots  Man critical after being shot, crashing car. Well, of course he is. What's he supposed to say, 'Thanks'?  Dogs and cats are capable of love, at least biochemically. Your dog loves steak  Police find abandoned body in abandoned body shop. Which really is the first place they should have looked  Two teenage girls injured in motorboating incident. Is it still Spring Break?  

Sports:  Knicks owner James Dolan would like to offer Phil Jackson help on assembling a winning team, and after that can help Neil Peart with his drumming and give Derek Jeter pointers on how to do better with the ladies  Buffalo Bills receive $3 million bill for text messaging, nearly as much as bill for subby's teenage daughter's texting  RGIII will drive the pace car for NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series race Saturday night. But if he tries to pass, it will be intercepted  

Geek:  Krypton is used to date Antarctic ice, tell scientists whether it is from Before Rao or After Zod  Astronomer finds a star as cold as ice. No word on whether it's willing to sacrifice our love  ET found in New Mexico  

Entertainment:  SNL celebrates middle age with a three hour special, followed by a much needed nap  Macklemore unveils his new 'Air Jordan' collaboration sneakers onstage. I call that getting tricked by a business  After learning Chase Bank is turning away porn stars because they find the adult film industry abhorrent, Wells Fargo is stepping up efforts to get the adult film industry to give them their huge deposits  

Politics:  Chris Christie says pot legalization won't happen In New Jersey because he didn't want his state to have Colorado's "quality of life". I mean Jesus, all that fresh air, wide open spaces and natural beauty, who would want to live like THAT?  Obama: WE MUST RAISE MINIMUM WAGE. WE MUST PAY WORKERS A LIVING SALARY. White House interns: Cool, does that mean you'll start paying us now? Obama: AND NOW I MUST DEPART FOR ASIA  Russia: "What do you mean Crimea USED to get all their water from the Ukraine?"  

Business:  Oscar Meyer pulls their wieners  Can you believe Apple's buying back $30 billion in shares and doing a 7-for-1 split? Icahn  The Cash Store runs out of money, just needs a loan until payday to tide them over
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