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Donovan McNabbed, police find dog with a cell phone but no collar ID, and Vladimir Putin not the only Russian losing his shirt: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/13 - 4/19
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Back on schedule this week, with a definite Headline of the Year favorite in early...
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-04-13 to Sat 2014-04-19:
White supremacist Glenn Miller identified in Kansas shootings. Authorities declining to say if shootings were a hate crime or if he was just in the mood
Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury
Crystal Cruises offering a Game of Thrones cruise. Skip the on-board wedding package
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
Rare, unopened bottle of wine made on the orders of Adolf Hitler up for sale. Experts say you should let it age for nein years
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall
Dead body found during Easter egg hunt. Police waiting to see if it rises again in three days before beginning their investigation
Edward Snowden: "I've decided that I no longer want to live in Russia...Wait Let me rephrase that--I no longer want to RESIDE in Russia"
People are trotting out of food safety summit
Homophobic mayor of South Carolina town fires lesbian police chief despite her impeccable 20-year work record; apparently he doesn't want to think about how she might go down in the line of duty
After female camel who lives on farm with no male camels gives birth, farmer asks nervously, "What are you all looking at me for?"
For the first time in NBA history, the Lakers, Celtics or Knicks will not be in the playoffs. Basketball fans completely stunned that three teams actually don't qualify for the postseason
49ers very unlikely to pick up Aldon Smith's $9.75 million option, or $9.95 million if you include forfeited bail money
Yesterday, it was a lunar Eclipse. Today, Saturn is spawning a New Moon. No one is sure why the Solar System is reading the Twilight series in the wrong order
Google creates Google reader good enough to solve Google CAPTCHAs. Your move, Google
Drought conditions now cover 40% of the U.S, not including Wrigley Field
Wu-Tang man has nothing to f*ck with
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
Tequila didn't swallow the worm
The National Review has decided that Cliven Bundy is a super callous, fragile rancher, hexed by seditious notions
Republican Methodist governor with Sikh parents lashes out on Facebook in defense of Jewish appointee accused of being an atheist. Oooh that's a BINGO
No, Larry Flynt, the pole tax was not abolished by the 24th amendment
Fruit and vegetable prices are on the rise. Finally some bad economic news that doesn't effect any Americans
Russian economy, hit by the Ukraine crisis, predicts 0% growth. Apparently Vladimir Putin will not be the only Russian losing his shirt
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