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Headlines of the Week for 1/12 - 1/18
Posted by Unfreakable at 2014-01-21 3:50:12 PM (2 comments) | Permalink
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Some good stuff here. Well done, submitters

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-01-12 to Sat 2014-01-18:  40,000 bees found nesting at Miami airport hoping to hitch a ride to Pollenesia  Deaths from airplane crashes are lower than they've ever been. About sea-level on average  Man dies bobbing for an apple  Bad news for  Pope Francis sacks Cardinals, is immediately signed by St. Louis Rams  CNN's president says MSNBC's bad programming choices hurt its brand, and if anyone knows about bad programming choices it's the president of CNN  Taking a page from TotalFark, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki posts his Weapons Wish List just in case, you know, America feels like buying him anything  Leak reveals that the NSA reads over 200 million text messages a day, nearly approaching the rate of the average teenage girl  Well, that is one habit you should not be getting into  Thor attacks Jesus, wins  Indian minister's wife tweets about her husband's affair. She then mysteriously fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident  

Sports:  Luck runs out  The wife of Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill returns rental car and leaves an AR-15 on the backseat. Police say not to panic, the weapon has the same power and accuracy as her husband's throwing arm  Much like the hopes of the fans in the stands during a game, the roof on the Metrodome deflated within 35 minutes  

Geek:  Drinking two shots of espresso improve students' performance on exams. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning  IF eval(NEWS) NEQ 1; } write 'FARK'; { else } view.'BOOBIES' {  CDC says that only one third of all U.S. adults got a flu shot last year. Officials concede that the number may be skewed by Alex Rodriguez claiming 40 flu shots during the baseball season  

Entertainment:  James Cameron locks up actors for new 'Avatar' trilogy, will release them only when his demands are met  Justin Bieber could be deported. And people say the justice system is broken  The Worm leaves the tequila bottle behind  

Politics:  Oklahoma goes from OK to Fabulous  DEA official says marijuana legalization 'scares us'. It's true, finding a new job can be scary  Washington, D.C. considers decriminalizing marijuana. And if you thought that it took forever to get anything done in the capital, just wait  

Business:  Stock market traders say that the characters in "The Wolf of Wall Street" are exaggerated. For one thing, who is going to believe that the main character actually goes to jail for committing financial crimes?  Supreme Court refuses to hear Newegg patent infringement case. Congress promptly sues for patent infringement, says not working is their thing  Las Vegas to California porn producers: "Come here"
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2014-01-21 03:53:06 PM  
Well done everyone

/Submitted with a better... ah never mind...
2014-01-21 03:58:23 PM  
Looked over again.

I ain't even mad.
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