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Last week's demographics survey results are in. Short version: real boobs takes 93% of the vote, fake boobs head to the turkey farm
Posted by Drew at 2008-11-24 3:57:00 PM, edited 2008-11-24 4:47:15 PM (333 comments) | Permalink
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Thanks to the over 12,000 folks who filled out our survey, we really appreciate it. Here are the results as promised.

Real boobs blew fake boobs away in the voting yet again, this time an even stronger response in favor of real boobs.

Survey results can be found at http://www.fark.com/cgi/survey.pl?results=81120

I'll be posting some other fun stuff next week most likely, in the meantime I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. Also if you happen to be passing through Lexington KY on your way to anywhere in the next few days drop me an email, I'd love to grab a beer if possible. You can help me drink all those shots I have to do
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2008-11-24 04:01:00 PM  
Boobies!
 
2008-11-24 04:01:13 PM  
Boobies!!!
 
2008-11-24 04:01:20 PM  
Huzzah for the real'uns!
 
2008-11-24 04:01:22 PM  
Fascinating demographical study!


/pudding
 
2008-11-24 04:02:29 PM  
1 in 5 Farkers are women? Shenanigans!
 
2008-11-24 04:02:44 PM  
WOW! ... I was SHOCKED by, .....

...none of those stats.
 
2008-11-24 04:02:51 PM  
12 shots should be fun
 
2008-11-24 04:03:21 PM  
awwww a pair of boobies in the boobies

/mmmmm pair
 
2008-11-24 04:03:25 PM  
There are more real than fake, so it makes more sense to go for real :)

/or are there? (raises eyebrow)
 
2008-11-24 04:03:28 PM  

Petey4335: Boobies!


Maud Dib: Boobies!!!


...and my job's been done^2
 
2008-11-24 04:03:56 PM  
If a woman has fake boobs, I prefer that she had them attatched to her back to be used while dancing.
But that's just me.
 
2008-11-24 04:03:58 PM  
Cancer bags FTW!
 
2008-11-24 04:04:09 PM  
Those that voted for fake obviously be trollin'

/werd
 
2008-11-24 04:04:09 PM  
Female 2472 19.29%

And 90% of those were alts
 
2008-11-24 04:04:09 PM  
Yeah, people say a lot of things. I'll bet 93% of women would claim they'd be ok with a poor guy, too.
 
2008-11-24 04:04:10 PM  
Did someone say boobies yet?!
 
2008-11-24 04:04:20 PM  
I'm suprised to see so many grad school+ people visiting a site like this. Shows the power of the 'net to unite people.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:03 PM  
So we're all in favor of real boobs and can talk about them but we can't post them?

I wish us in literland could comment on Foobies links. There is so much unintentional comedy in some of those articles that goes unseen.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:07 PM  
If only this were more brief, I'd wear it on a t-shirt.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:23 PM  
TTIWWP
 
2008-11-24 04:05:35 PM  
Heh .. Shots? Sure.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:41 PM  
Maybe it was "Do you feel like you're a woman"...

I think 2% of Farkers are female... 20% of Farkers feel like they're female.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:46 PM  
I voted for Ron Paul :(
 
2008-11-24 04:05:51 PM  
Mmmm, fake boob turducken...

/Wait what was I supposed to get out of that headline?
 
2008-11-24 04:05:51 PM  
When did we vote for this?
 
2008-11-24 04:05:52 PM  
What was the offer - 1 shot per 100 or 1000 responses?
This should become some sort of event for us to either participate in or at least observe.
 
2008-11-24 04:05:58 PM  
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Making sexy things bigger doesn't always work
/Hot (under the collar) linked
 
2008-11-24 04:06:04 PM  
There was a survey?
 
2008-11-24 04:06:07 PM  
Im older and richer than most Farkers.

This fact is both disturbing and sad.
 
2008-11-24 04:06:10 PM  
Boy, this place really is a sausage fest.
 
2008-11-24 04:06:12 PM  
Having seen a lot of fake boobs in my day, I have to say, they're not all bad.

But sometimes, boob jobs can go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. Do a Google image search with safesearch off for "Lisa Ann" if you would like to know more.
 
2008-11-24 04:06:27 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Female 2472 19.29%

And 90% of those were alts


No kidding... I mean "ALT! AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLT!"
 
2008-11-24 04:06:54 PM  
People who like fake boobs drive SUVs because they have tiny penises.
 
2008-11-24 04:06:57 PM  
Real... fake... they all taste the same.
 
2008-11-24 04:06:57 PM  
Only the age distribution surprised me (I thought more would be younger)
 
2008-11-24 04:07:00 PM  
Boobies..boobies could unite America..if only Obama had a hotter wife....who showed more cleavage......
 
2008-11-24 04:07:34 PM  
Real boobs blew fake boobs away

I came.
 
2008-11-24 04:08:19 PM  

PurplePimpSaber: Boy, this place really is a sausage fest.


it's like a party of milwaukee brewers bratwurst characters
 
2008-11-24 04:09:00 PM  
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Gack!

She should have kept the boobs and gotten a fake everything else.
 
2008-11-24 04:09:03 PM  
well, #s 5 and 6 confirm that we're pretty much all junkies. though i guess those doing the survey would be more likely to be here all teh time.
 
2008-11-24 04:09:04 PM  
Really...
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2008-11-24 04:09:30 PM  
6.53% of you can go jump foot first into a wood chipper.
 
2008-11-24 04:09:37 PM  
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Also looking over those statistics I am a definitively average farker.
 
2008-11-24 04:09:46 PM  

MyrnaMinkoff: People who like fake boobs drive SUVs because they have tiny penises.


Someone said that guys that prefer fake boobs are the same guys that wear thumb rings. It's seems plausible.
 
2008-11-24 04:09:54 PM  

Single White Male: Having seen a lot of fake boobs in my day, I have to say, they're not all bad.

But sometimes, boob jobs can go horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. Do a Google image search with safesearch off for "Lisa Ann" if you would like to know more.


Actually, you don't even have to dig that far. Most of the bimbo pics linked by basemetal (et al) in bikini threads all have way-oversized, hard-cornered jobs that couldn't possibly look less real. If the job takes the boobs and makes them look like bigger, natural ones then huzzah. But since people go for quality over quantity... fail.

They do look nice under sweaters, for sure!
 
2008-11-24 04:09:55 PM  
Manboobs, otherwise known as farkboobs, are also real.

/The More You Know
 
2008-11-24 04:10:30 PM  
I think the general consensus is that there should have been a "yes" selection.

(Real)
 
2008-11-24 04:10:34 PM  

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Gack!

She should have kept the boobs and gotten a fake everything else.


i'd still stick it in her pooper
 
2008-11-24 04:10:46 PM  
Real... fake... they all taste the same.

THIS
 
2008-11-24 04:10:51 PM  
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/hot hot hot
 
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