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Hasan chopped, man at Home Depot successfully locates a ho, and Victoria's Secret models giving out handjobs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/25 - 8/31
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-09-03 3:50:57 PM (12 comments) | Permalink

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Getting this out today, since yesterday was a holiday. Cheers!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-08-25 to Sat 2013-08-31:  Leaks in Fukushima No. 1 radioactive water tank attributed to blown seals. Yet another fetish that ends badly for all concerned  Listening to their favorite music makes teens drive badly, according to terrified researchers covered in tread marks  Introducing the Megaburgerpizza, which is either a new Japanese fast food invention or a SyFy original movie  "Married with children" is on the decline, as the U.S. Census Bureau has made so Al Bundyntly clear  Hasan chopped  Inmate dies in prison after decades-long fight. WHERE THE HELL WERE THE GUARDS?  Man goes into Home Depot shed looking for a ho and finds one  California wildfires prompts unhealthy air warnings in Nevada. Air quality now rated between "casino" and "brothel"  San Diego mayor waves goodbye. With his hand this time  Obama asks Congress to include strikes on Syria in their next attempt to repeal Obamacare  You're supposed to put the lime in the coconut, not the coke in the lime, you nut  

Sports:  The Bills sign Matt Leinart. On purpose  Sprinklers go off during 4th inning of Colorado Rockies' game, giving Coors Field an even closer resemblance to its namesake  Jesus walks  

Geek:  Babies remember words heard before birth. OH MY GOD  Researchers performed first non-invasive brain-to-brain interface. In totally unrelated news: Victoria's Secret model inexplicably begins giving out hand-jobs at MIT  Article: Why do poisonous caterpillars jump? In other news, THERE ARE POISONOUS CATERPILLARS THAT JUMP  

Entertainment:  Lindsay Lohan tells Oprah that she gave cocaine 10 to 15 tries then decided she'd be better off without it. Ironically, that's the same way Hollywood now looks at Lindsay  Chris Brown beats nightclub charges  How Macklemore is like Martin Luther King. Man, I remember MLK's "I Got a Great Deal On This Suit" speech  

Politics:  Old man yells at cloud  Washington DC will bid on the 2024 Olympics. Plans include lighting the Olympic flame only after an 11th hour House resolution to pay the gas bill for the cauldron  Judge: U.S. can't deny benefits to lesbian war vet's wife. In other news, there's been a lesbian war  

Business:  George Lucas invests $10 million in Starbucks. So this is how the evil Empire begins  After restructuring, Chiquita's earnings are no longer slipping  Health inspectors close second Family Dollar store for rat infestation. In other news, Family Dollar will be adding a Pet Department
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12 Comments     (+0 »)
2013-09-03 04:14:47 PM  
I don't get the Hasan Chopped headline.
2013-09-03 04:21:08 PM  

TripSixes: I don't get the Hasan Chopped headline.

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2013-09-03 04:28:02 PM  
TripSixes:"> atch?v=lo-VFP9jyYc
2013-09-03 04:31:30 PM  

robertus: TripSixes: I don't get the Hasan Chopped headline.

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I like Freling and McKimson better, but that is one the best Chuck Jones things he ever did.  Chuck was the good stuff coontil he went to MGM).
2013-09-03 05:23:02 PM  
More:hand jobs

2013-09-03 05:26:22 PM  
Hey has anyone answered Trips question yet?  Here ya go:

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When the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Phooey Chop!
2013-09-03 05:42:00 PM  
Wow. My second time getting a HOTW. Both times for sports.
2013-09-03 05:55:00 PM  

Cybernetic: Wow. My second time getting a HOTW. Both times for sports.

Which one?  (seems like subbys only hang out here)
2013-09-03 07:33:24 PM  

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2013-09-03 07:49:25 PM  
Heh ... Hasan chopped was mine.

/I'll take what I can get
2013-09-03 08:10:14 PM  
Cybernetic Wow. My second time getting a HOTW. Both times for sports.

Congrats! I got in under 'Business' this week-but confidentially, doc, the bigger rush is HOTY
2013-09-04 01:19:08 PM  

FlyingJ: Cybernetic Wow. My second time getting a HOTW. Both times for sports.

Congrats! I got in under 'Business' this week-but confidentially, doc, the bigger rush is HOTY

I got my first non-self-promoting green this week, and it's a HOTW as well.  Must have rolled a nat 20.

It wasn't even that original, but I'm surprised nobody beat me to it (the lime in the coconut one).
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