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Pralines and dick ice cream, 12 naked women comprise most high-maintenance Fiat ever, and scientists come upon Down off switch: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/14 - 7/20
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-07-24 10:26:11 AM (1 comment) | Permalink
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New headline of the week, y'all. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-07-14 to Sat 2013-07-20:

img.fark.net  English Channel takes woman's life. Univision I could believe, but the English Channel? No way  

img.fark.net  Bounty hunters pretending to be officers rob exotic dancers pretending to be med students  

img.fark.net  Study decodes personality traits through favorite ice cream flavors. Pralines and Dick not on the list  

img.fark.net  Girl born without brain turns six. Hopes to run for Congress someday  

img.fark.net  Fiat made of 12 naked women. Most high maintenance car ever  

img.fark.net  Steam detected at Fukushima nuclear plant. Valve suspected  

img.fark.net  City of Detroit files for Chapter 9 bankruptcy protection, Omni Consumer Products rumored to be offering bailout  

img.fark.net  Beer drinking "champion" dies after only six liters or, in Fark-units, one Breakfast  

img.fark.net  Contest to crown Brooklyn's tiniest penis will be held tomorrow. Contest delayed to get permits allowing extra parking for all the monster trucks  

img.fark.net  Sac area among worst places for STDs  

img.fark.net  Bronx barbershop septet arrested for their version of "Sweet Add a Line"  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Tim Lincecum must have been bogarting Saturday night, because nobody on San Diego got any hits  

img.fark.net  Danish woman runs 366 Marathons in 365 days. Apparently that's what happens when you live in a country where gasoline is $8 a gallon  

img.fark.net  Tiger Woods signs new deal with Nike to offset the deal he signed with Elin  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Killer octopus not seen posing threat to swimmers, and in fact is less threatening than the sharktopus, the eeliraptor, or the sabertooth iguana  

img.fark.net  Scientists come upon Down off switch  

img.fark.net  Curiosity Mars Rover ticks over one kilometer on its odometer, instantly halving its trade-in value  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Former Monty Python producer calls John Cleese "cowardly" and Eric Idle a "character assassin". He was only looking for the argument room  

img.fark.net  Katy Perry wants John Mayer to delete all of his ex-girlfriends' numbers. And no more texting them. And take her out on dates. Basically, stop acting like John Mayer  

img.fark.net  Former Baywatch actress uses Kickstarter to fund a documentary to find Noah's Ark. The entire documentary will be shot in slow motion  


Politics:

img.fark.net  President Ford would've been 100 years old today if it hadn't have been for those wolves  

img.fark.net  Bachmann wants to 'spank' Obama. Her husband wants to just watch  

img.fark.net  Opposition to Obamacare expected to reach a fever pitch as thanks to the law, New Yorkers who buy health insurance will see their premiums skyrocket from $1000/mo to as much as $300/mo  


Business:

img.fark.net  Thirty-eight years after its humiliating withdrawal, America deploys its secret Vengeance Weapon to Vietnam  

img.fark.net  Wall Street downgrades Nokia to "BlackBerry'  

img.fark.net  Employer's refusal to hire additional help makes part time workers' schedules more erratic, according to a report finally completed by part time researchers
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2013-07-24 10:47:55 PM  
Really weak field this week.
 
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