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Piglet virus spreads through pooh, Homer pitches a d'oh hitter, and rubble without a cause: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/30 - 7/6
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Some really good headlines in the mix this week, it was difficult to pick the best because there were a lot of good ones.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-06-30 to Sat 2013-07-06:
One day your boobs are getting you into all the cool parties, the next they're getting you kicked out of golf clubs. It's a hard knockers life
There once was a maid from Hong Kong, did her mistress a horrible wrong. Like in the old joke, but instead of a Coke, She put wang in the tea of her Wong
Man steals $20K worth of goods from hotel room. That's like, almost the whole mini-bar
Woman stops a sexual attack on her neighbor by throwing a sledgehammer at the suspect. By great Odin's throne, I say thee NAY
Half black foreign welfare queen pregnant in Atlanta
Morsi finds out "How Soon is Now" and is under house arrest, Smiths reunion up in the air
Deadly piglet virus in North Carolina spreads through pooh
The T-shirt turns 100. It seems like only yesterday that the very first one was imprinted with "John McCain For Senate"
France: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find the United States has been doing spying on this scale! Le Monde: Your winnings, sir
Firefighters contain "W-2" fire at Arizona border, say the effort was very...*dons sunglasses*...taxing
Pastor Hipster Guy Fieri urges destruction of computers after witnessing the effects of pornography firsthand, other hand
Pirates become the first MLB team to win 50 games this season. Or as Pittsburgh fans used to call their 50th win, September
Josh Beckett to undergo season-ending neck surgery after snapping his head around to watch his pitches fly out of the park
Intel leaks are already threatening lives of Americans
Not only are lionfish a destructive invasive species, North Carolina lionfish are becoming disgusting fat tubs of lard, cleverly blending into the surroundings
What's black and white, costs $35 million and comes in little cans?
Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace portray lesbian lovers in Brian DePalma's latest thriller, "Shut Up and Take My Money"
Rubble without a cause
You will soon be able to add "the Republican Party" to the list of things Sarah Palin has quit
"GOP leaders warn pro sports leagues not to promote Obamacare." Really? What the hell are you gonna do to them? You're all old, frail white guys and they're 300lbs superhuman flesh walls. You do something to them, they'll rip your scrawny arms off
Clap-on: We don't spy on millions of Americans wittingly. Clap-off: My answer was "clearly erroneous." The Clapper
Enormous cache of cigarettes smuggled in logs by chainsaw smokers
Samsung acquires Boxee for $30 million. 4chan inconsolable
Real estate mogul gives Stanford University a record $151 million donation, or in California terms, a three bedroom fixer-upper in Pacoima
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