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Two Erins go bragh-less, hindsight is 20/15, and Ellen Degeneres' chewed-up rugs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/16 - 6/22
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-06-24 4:57:50 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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June has been a pretty strong month for headlines; I expect to see several of these at the end of the year.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-06-16 to Sat 2013-06-22:

img.fark.net  Monsanto gene-hacked wheat that escaped in Oregon has been contained, according to USDA scientists who hope their families will be released safely  

img.fark.net  In Limerick the morn began flawless, When two women a-sudden turned lawless, They fought on the ground, With kids all around, Till both of these Erins went bragh-less  

img.fark.net  Man guilty of solicitor murder. At least he did not solicit a murderer to murder the solicitor, as then he'd be a solicitor murderer murder solicitor and would have to murder himself. Got that?  

img.fark.net  Cap'n Crunch never rose past the rank of Commander. Still sounds better than Seaman Crunch  

img.fark.net  Town considers building glass-enclosed area for alcoholics and drug users to socialize -- much like a Greyhound bus terminal  

img.fark.net  Special needs baseball field to be built now they have the window problem licked  

img.fark.net  Barry heading towards Mexico. Sterling Archer and the rest of ISIS on high alert  

img.fark.net  World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 locals in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time  

img.fark.net  Women kicked out of McDonalds for getting busy in the bathroom, told to go to Burger King if they want to do that kind of thing  

img.fark.net  Date to require mandatory back-up cameras on vehicles delayed. Hindsight is 20/15  

img.fark.net  Christian school releases pamphlet with 101 things students can do instead of having sex, such as blowing bubbles. Bubbles said to be thrilled  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Lolo Jones complains about her bobsled paycheck. Hey, you win some, you luge some  

img.fark.net  It is being reported that an arrest warrant has been issued for Aaron Hernandez in connection with the murder of Odin Lloyd, and that the Patriots' TE is now being stalked by a mysterious man known only as "Shadow"  

img.fark.net  NBA Finals are the second highest rated ever, which proves that people shouldn't be pissed off about spoilers since they will still tune in when they know how something is going to end  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Buzz Aldrin says he was joking about hating Tang, which means Sally Ride remains the only gay astronaut  

img.fark.net  XBox 180  

img.fark.net  Scientists claim that a breakthrough has moved their hologram technology from "Tupac" to "Princess Leia", vow to keep working until they've achieved "holodeck orgy"  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Ellen DeGeneres is selling her Beverly Hills condo. The condo is fantastic, but the rugs are all chewed up  

img.fark.net  Abercrombie & Fitch forced to pull shirts saying "Taylor Swift's Boyfriend" because of complaints she would never run out of material  

img.fark.net  Tragedy strikes the Gandolfini family once again  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Virginia Governor uses state funds to detox his botox and dry-cleaned his nozzle while he floozled his flazzle, 'cause he weaseled his wazzle  

img.fark.net  Former L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa says he would like to run for Governor some day. Just like he served as Mayor on some days  

img.fark.net  U. of Colorado investigated for lack of faculty political diversity. Faculty: But we have leftists, radicals, progressives, socialists, communists, Stalinists, Marxists, Bolsheviks, Trotskyites, Maoists...how much more diversity do you want?  


Business:

img.fark.net  Ford brings back manual volume control knobs, confusing all drivers under 25  

img.fark.net  United Airlines adds minimum spending level for elite flier status. Or as United fliers call elite status, flying on another airline  

img.fark.net  Kum & Gone
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2013-06-24 06:48:56 PM  
That's a good lineup
 
2013-06-24 08:49:50 PM  
Thank you.
 
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