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Earth, Wind and Fire concert canceled because of water, Obama's China summit turning out to be "he said Xi said", and Elmo now Cookie Monster: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/2 - 6/8
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Nothing to add this week, enjoy the headlines...

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-06-02 to Sat 2013-06-08:  NJ Nazi leader wears full regalia to child custody hearing. "I only want a chance to raise MEIN HEIR"  Sure, the Finns put babies in boxes and get praised for having one of the world's lowest infant mortality rates. I put a baby in a box and suddenly I'm "grossly misusing the US postal system"  Boy found guilty of stabbing murder over phone. Man, some of these new apps are getting out of hand  Fark-ready headline/possible title for a Hardy Boys novel: "New Clue in Mystery of the Giant Floating Head"  Elmo now Cookie Monster  In an effort not to offend their Muslim hosts in Bali, Miss World pageant bans bikinis. Two sarongs don't make it right  Earth Wind and Fire concert canceled due to water  Natural pearl necklace sells for $1.6 million, could be the only natural part on the woman who wears it  Auto mechanic arrested for car jacking  Man takes girlfriend's eye out with pitchfork. Pitchfork gives assault a 6.1 for failing to live up to its previous less-commercial work  Afghanistan suicide bomber hides explosive device in his rectum. Which it did  

Sports:  There was a wedding last night in Pittsburgh as the Bears of the North slaughtered Penguins. Krejci whispered into Vokoun's ear "The Blackhawks send their regards" before forcing his replacement with a shot to his nets  JaMarcus Russell given tryout with Bears to become Jay Cutler's backup, presumably as a member of the offensive line  Chien-Min Wang leaves Yankees and will sign with Blue Jays. Blue Jays throbbing with excitement over their front three starting pitching line-up of Dickey, Johnson and Wang  

Geek:  'Batorade  Backdoor trojan almost impossible to remove. Oh, my  CDC warns people to get used to killer heat waves. Vermont residents brace for five consecutive days in the 70s  

Entertainment:  Angelina Jolie holds Boobies boobie surgery appearance  An elderly lesbian confronted Jimmy Fallon about all his Bruce Jenner plastic surgery jokes and things got awkward. Oh wait, that was Bruce Jenner? Make that super awkward  Conan O'Brien to host the first episode of a Johnny Carson retrospective on Turner Classic Movies, have his job stolen by Jay Leno with episode two  

Politics:  Obama tells the National Conference on Mental Health: "We all have known someone with mental health issues." Time restraints obviously prohibited him from mentioning the names of all 535 members of Congress  In yet another continuation of Bush era policies, Obama chooses a black woman named "Rice" to be his national security adviser  The agenda for Obama and Xi's summit. Though, like most summits, it'll just turn into a case of "he said, Xi said"  

Business:  Iron Maiden's singer is about to start an airline. The seats for travelers who create a disturbance in-flight should be interesting  Saudi prince spends $20 million on a three day trip to Disneyland, not including parking  Sodastream rumored to have buyout bid from Pepsi. Stocks surge, create mess all over your counter
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2013-06-12 12:26:15 AM  
Um... good headlines?
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