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One screwed driver overturns orange juice truck, large funeral firms merge to form Megadeath, and Vietnam Wall placed on sex offender list: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/26 - 6/1
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-06-03 6:53:16 PM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Back on schedule this week with some fantastic headlines. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-05-26 to Sat 2013-06-01:

img.fark.net  Gunman in Texas kills one, injures five including sheriff. Deputy unharmed  

img.fark.net  Vietnam Wall placed on sex offender list  

img.fark.net  ♫ I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my THOUSAND YEAR REICH ♫  

img.fark.net  Mother-daughter porn team seeking father-son porn duo for fun, games, chlamydia  

img.fark.net  Two letters addressed to Mayor Bloomberg found to contain ricin, high fructose corn syrup  

img.fark.net  For what may be the first time ever, a Priest actually pulls out of Boy Scouts  

img.fark.net  Taco Bell damaged by rear end  

img.fark.net  Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev walks  

img.fark.net  Starbucks to ban smokers within 25 feet of the entrance. Wouldn't that put them in front of another Starbucks?  

img.fark.net  84-year-old Florida man donates his 100th gallon of blood. Doctors say it's the most blood ever given outside of an IRS audit  

img.fark.net  Truck carrying orange juice overturns on I-95, 1 dead. That's one screwed driver  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Ten members of Congress ask Washington Redskins to change their name. Why they think Maryland Redskins would be an improvement is anyone's guess  

img.fark.net  Mormon agnostic shot-blocker playing at Roman Catholic college in Kansas comes out as gay. BINGO  

img.fark.net  $30 billion in Olympics funding alleged to have been stolen by Russian oligarchs. In other news, pet stores report that they have completely sold out of tiny giraffes  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Antarctica ecosystem found to be 34 million years old. Species there are now old enough to start thinking about moving to Florida  

img.fark.net  Google's Doodle today celebrates the birthday of Julius Petri, who gave us the Petri Dish. He also showed it's less what you make your name in, and more what you put your name on, joining such luminaries as Robert Bunsen and John Calvin Dildo  

img.fark.net  Study suggests orgasms during childbirth are real. OH, BABY  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  First photos released of new Autobots for Transformers 4 and THIS HEADLINE JUST EXPLODED  

img.fark.net  George Michael discharges after chart success  

img.fark.net  Disneyland worker charged in Toontown dry ice explosions is "cooperating" after only two hours on It's a Small World  


Politics:

img.fark.net  Study proves that Democrats lie more than Republicans  

img.fark.net  Like a Russian nesting doll of stupid, Glenn Beck asks if there is a conspiracy to label him a conspiracy theorist  

img.fark.net  Fox reporter James Rosen blew a US intelligence source in North Korea. Wait, that didn't come out right  


Business:

img.fark.net  Greece hopes that more tourists will give its economy a shot in the ass  

img.fark.net  Wall Street pushes Tiffany higher, still no movement from Debbie Gibson  

img.fark.net  Two large funeral firms to merge, form Megadeath
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11 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2013-06-03 07:28:24 PM  
Never realized the posted the answers in thread!

/or is this an error and there normally only for TF?
 
2013-06-03 07:51:48 PM  

albatros183: Never realized the posted the answers in thread!

/or is this an error and there normally only for TF?


TF in and of itself is an error.  That we can handle it is both comforting and disturbing
 
2013-06-03 07:56:26 PM  
Sports: Ten members of Congress ask Washington Redskins to change their name. Why they think Maryland Redskins would be an improvement is anyone's guess

HOLY S**T, THIS ONE'S MINE! :D

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2013-06-03 07:56:32 PM  

albatros183: Never realized the posted the answers in thread!

/or is this an error and there normally only for TF?


Answers? What answers? These are the newest candidates for Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest.

Are you mistaking this as being related to the quiz?
 
2013-06-03 08:20:23 PM  

albatros183: Never realized the posted the answers in thread!

/or is this an error and there normally only for TF?


Captain Steroid: Sports: Ten members of Congress ask Washington Redskins to change their name. Why they think Maryland Redskins would be an improvement is anyone's guess

HOLY S**T, THIS ONE'S MINE! :D

[i1182.photobucket.com image 620x349]


Congratulations! :-)
 
2013-06-03 09:02:38 PM  

Captain Steroid: Sports: Ten members of Congress ask Washington Redskins to change their name. Why they think Maryland Redskins would be an improvement is anyone's guess

HOLY S**T, THIS ONE'S MINE! :D

[i1182.photobucket.com image 620x349]


Woo-hoo!  Way to go!  :)
 
2013-06-03 09:04:08 PM  
The Starbucks one is the best, good work there.
 
2013-06-03 09:44:59 PM  
The Megadeath headline is my personal favorite.
 
2013-06-03 10:04:18 PM  
If anyone would care to take pity on me and explain the Vietnam Wall headline I'd be grateful.

/kthxbai
 
2013-06-03 10:13:04 PM  

dstanley: If anyone would care to take pity on me and explain the Vietnam Wall headline I'd be grateful.

/kthxbai


This is the article's actual headline: "Vietnam War Memorial touches a young girl"

Hope that explains the fark headline.
 
2013-06-03 11:10:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: dstanley: If anyone would care to take pity on me and explain the Vietnam Wall headline I'd be grateful.

/kthxbai

This is the article's actual headline: "Vietnam War Memorial touches a young girl"

Hope that explains the fark headline.


Thanks.
 
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