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Penn State to honor Dick Lippin--again, Triumph out of service after being pooped on, and a new Chinese keylogger called Wa Ching Yu: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/17 - 3/23
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-03-26 5:39:24 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new to report this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-03-17 to Sat 2013-03-23:  Man born without a penis getting one made from his arm - he should have asked for a foot at least  Child trapped in pizza machine suffers broken knuckles, hopefully does not have to have his hand tossed  England slated to get six inches, encouraged to lie back and think of itself  EA CEO steps down, will drive home to the first available unoccupied house  Half of all Americans have more credit card debt than savings. The other half are childless  Penn State to honor Dick Lippin. Again?  Carnival cancels cruises after taking Triumph out of service for being pooped on  Jane Goodall tramps all over the rights of other authors, plagiarizes bits of their work for her own book  Woman gives birth to baby on highway during rush hour, marking the first time a project on the PA Turnpike was completed in nine months  Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it  Fetus found in hospital trash bin, officially kicking off prom season

Sports:  Miami Heat makes it 23 in a row, send Kevin Garnett a case of Honey Nut Cheerios to get well soon  Paternity suit dropped against Michael Jordan. It looks like there will be no heir Jordan  Getting hit with a track and field projectile can be fatal. Discus

Geek:  Apple applies to patent phones that know they're falling and turn in mid-air to avoid breaking their screens. Subby can't decide whether to fasten one to a cat, or to a piece of buttered toast  Chinese to use computer operating system with pre-installed keylogger to be named Wa Ching Yu  Pentium turns 20.006086033530565

Entertainment:  Lindsay Lohan sees rehab as the answer. But not very clearly  Hacker with exquisite taste deletes all of Soulja Boy's videos off YouTube  Kiefer Sutherland to play the villain in "Pompeii," so add Volcano to his impressive list of roles

Politics:  Bill Clinton urges another Democrat to challenge McConnell. Clearly, he wants Judd all to himself  Mexican politician sues her opponents for claiming she likes to be polled by the electorate  March Madness continues: St. Ronnie's Budget Hawks upset by Washington RINOs 59-40

Business:  New 787 Dreamliner batteries will totally not catch fire says Boeing Engineering Vice President Hindenberg  Carnival Cruise Lines says it will spend double on repairs in 2013. Of course, anyone doing the math knows that two times nothing is still nothing  Nike 3Q profits top estimates, despite paying out $23 for total labor costs
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
2013-03-26 05:53:59 PM  
The first 2 are HOTY material. Good stuff
2013-03-27 05:30:35 AM  
Loved the Penn State one, but the Triumph one was one of the best of all time...

/for me to poop on!
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