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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-02 to Sat 2012-09-08
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-09-12 11:18:36 PM (5 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing to add this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-09-02 to Sat 2012-09-08:  Class reunion letter lists 'white graduates only' party; reports indicate it will not be a black tie affair  Melting glacier reveals World War I ammunition; no sightings of "Central Powers" zombies reported...yet  Boys sexually assaulted by women often overlooked, high-fived  New research discovers difference in visual acuity between men and women: men have greater sensitivity to fine detail and rapid movements, and women can see everything you ever did wrong  Teenagers attempt fake arrest scheme to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Walmart, but store manager activates trap card in time to win the duel (w/video)  Research reveals the more obese you are, the harder it is to get pregnant. Especially without any flour  Poor grammer can effect you're career  Man arrested for calling 911 twice to say that his dreams were happening in the real world; rumors that the arresting officer's name was 'Agent Smith' still unconfirmed  Man rescues woman by pounding beaver with hard pole  Child rescued from UPS drop box. Using a flat rate box from the USPS would have been cheaper, and might have actually made it to its destination  Colombia rejects FARC rebels calls for a ceasefire, a "Food" tab, and requests to go back to the pre-2007 site design

Sports:  Rory McIlroy shoots 65 at Deutsche Bank Championship, putting him 12 behind Anders Breivik  Tiger Woods becomes the first person to ever win $100 million on the PGA Tour, first person to ever lose half of it by not being able to steer a car out of his own driveway  Art Modell died. Services to be held in the middle of the night

Geek:  Scientists have succeeded in completing a 143 kilometer teleportation. Unfortunately, the data turned inside out. And exploded  The Vatican gets its first electric car. The Pope can finally travel like he's in the 21st century while still leading a church that's stuck in the 15th century  Colville Indians capture third gray wolf, hope to celebrate achievement with T-shirt

Entertainment:  Playboy says Courtney Stodden will never appear in their magazine because she looks "too enhanced" to be airbrushed and photoshopped until she looks like an illustration of a human  Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider  Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken

Politics:  Obama grades himself "Incomplete" on the economy. Romney grades himself as "full of it". Ryan grades himself as "dumbass" and Biden grades himself as "T-bird, baby"  President Obama: Tomorrow tomorrow, you'll be prosperous tommorow, it's only a term away  Bill Clinton doesn't have interns anymore, so he nailed his keynote speech at the Democratic National Convention instead

Business:  83-year-old flight attendant decides to end his world record career after the airline complains that he was demonstrating the oxygen mask too frequently  Complimentary $4000 eye masks for Virgin Atlantic passengers will block out the glow of computer screens, the penetrating cabin lights, the bright flames from the left and right engines  Radio Shack's new wireless service does away with the traditional two year contract. Company finally realizes they won't be around that long to enforce it
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
2012-09-12 11:42:46 PM  
Thx Unfreakable.
2012-09-13 01:07:03 AM  
+1 on all of them.
2012-09-13 02:07:26 AM  
not enough of the cheese. +1 on the 6.
2012-09-13 08:51:04 AM  

foo monkey: Thx Unfreakable.

You're welcome
2012-09-14 02:16:28 AM  
Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider

Man, this one still gets me. Nice picks, Unf.
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