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De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-01-25 2:10:10 PM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing to add today, some decent headlines this week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-01-15 to Sat 2012-01-21:  Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?  Patsy Tombaugh, widow of Pluto's discoverer, dies at age 99. Private ceremony will be limited to inner circle of friends  O.J. Simpson loses Florida home to bank foreclosure. Current asking price now slashed to the bone  Suspicions linger in the death of poet Pablo Neruda/ Some believe he was murdered/ Perhaps by barracuda  Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday  Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months  Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory  US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot  A man accused of strangling his wife tells the court the family dog did it. This leads to just one question... How long did it take to train the dog?  120 dead after Kano blasts. Suspected victims include Scorpion, Johnny Cage  Internal combustion results in loss of 22 horsepower

Sports:  Tebow sacrificed his body against the Pats by playing through severe injuries to palms of hands, ankles, and a stabbing side wound  Colts owner Jim Irsay says they will be picking the best player in the draft who can pound a ten inch spike through a 2x4 with his neck  Philbin named Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins. Kelly Ripa inconsolable

Geek:  People lie more in electronic communications than face-to-face, according to the article written by an astronaut-police-tiger I trained  Russia wants to build a manned base on the moon. Finally they'll be able to claim some of their women weigh under 200 pounds  Publisher of iPad textbooks claims students show a 20 percent performance increase, specifically in studies of applied parabolic avian trajectories coupled with porcine devastation

Entertainment:  Miley Cyrus spends $50,000 to lose 15 pounds. THAT'S NOT HOW EXCHANGE RATES WORK  Seal placed on Endangered Spouses list  Kenny G's wife files for divorce. After twenty years of marriage she got tired of boring sax

Politics:  Jon Huntsman drops out of GOP race, disappointing his supporter  Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest  This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity

Business:  Cracker Barrel founder dead at 76. Funeral to be held on Saturday, with gravy-side services to follow  Yahoo to Jerry Yang: You leave now. You been here seventeen year  Hershey tells 200 workers to hit the highway
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11 Comments     (+0 »)
2012-01-25 02:55:38 PM  
I do love that Kenny G headline.
2012-01-25 03:01:11 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?

2012-01-25 03:01:39 PM  
I've always wondered: do (non-Californian) Americans too think that Californians pronounce 'sex' as 'sax' ?
2012-01-25 03:19:08 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?


It is somewhere in the FAQ basically, nobody wants or likes to see
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So the Fark Filter changes it to Boobies!-- Everyone likes boobies!
2012-01-25 04:13:11 PM  
Unlikely, Canada retired their Caribous

Link (new window)
2012-01-25 04:42:06 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: TheTrashcanMan: Hey look, its my Boobiess as a TotalFark 'er

how did "Boobies" translate into boobiess?


So good.
2012-01-25 05:08:59 PM  
Hey, thank you. The de-icing one was mine. :D
2012-01-25 06:41:54 PM  

theMagni: Hey, thank you. The de-icing one was mine. :D

Not sure if I've ever laughed as hard at a Fark headline as I did at that one.
2012-01-25 08:49:34 PM  
What, no love for the step by step guide to getting lucky at the next Fark party?
2012-01-26 08:34:18 AM  
Miley Cyrus and Yahoo made me LOL most.
2012-01-27 12:51:36 PM  

aaronius: What, no love for the step by step guide to getting lucky at the next Fark party?

That headline is plain. It's only funny after you click the link. Those are in a separate contest.
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