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German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29
Posted by Unfreakable at 2011-11-02 4:57:48 PM (5 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new to report this week, here are the headlines that made the cut.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-10-23 to Sat 2011-10-29:  Magnitude 7.2 earthquake knocks the stuffing out of Turkey  Truck crash in Utah releases a) b), and c) 25 million others like it  Wisconsin town wants to ban cyclists and pedestrians from using public roads unless they register their travel plans in advance. In other news, there's a place in Wisconsin where people are fit enough to bike or walk  Otter bites woman in Thonotosassa. Gynecologists have the strangest names for everything  Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes  Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes  Sheriff Mike Hunt is warning residents against solicitation phone calls. "Police advise to hang up immediately and report the call to the sheriff's office" said Deputy Amanda Hugginkiss  Pope Benedict XVI has invited Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims to a pilgrimage at the Umbrian hilltop town of Assisi, but refuses to take part in common prayers since nobody else speaks vampire  Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story  Amtrak flasher busted; all abhorred  Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless

Sports:  Oregon State football team arrives at Seattle hotel, discovers the hotel is hosting a zombie convention. Zombies defeat Beavers 35-17  John Lackey improves Boston's rotation by deciding to miss 2012 for Tommy John surgery  Shawne Merriman placed on...Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Geek:  Family, friends search for bipolar man last seen between Arctic and Antarctic  GPS shoes now available for Alzheimer's patients, confused seniors, Rams wide receivers  Passive-walking robot can stroll downhill forever with no power source. I've got one of those, too. It's called a Slinky

Entertainment:  For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs  Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?  Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father

Politics:  Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination  GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  Rick Perry to preside over controversial execution. This is not a repeat from Headline is too long; keep it under about 250 characters or so

Business:  Iron ore prices are plunging. SAVE FERROUS  Lexus ranked best luxury auto, stripper name  For leading VW to world's top automaker position, VW board approves Third Peich term
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5 Comments     (+0 »)
2011-11-02 4:59:21 PM  
2011-11-02 5:16:12 PM  
Amanda Hugginkiss destroys me.
2011-11-02 6:49:48 PM  
Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P
2011-11-02 7:03:11 PM  
Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.
2011-11-02 10:26:21 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Yo Tony, you're messing with my internal clock. :-P

TexasPete: Finally. Tuesday was ruined, by the way.

Sorry, guys.
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