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Shinmoedake Bukkake, Lieberman touring with Sabbath, and the Natalee Holloway conversion scale: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/30 - 2/5
Posted by Drew at 2011-02-08 1:13:50 PM (12 comments) | Permalink
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No posting from Drew this week, but well done on the headlines this week, submitters.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-01-30 to Sat 2011-02-05:
"Geezer Bandit" hits L.A. again. He was almost caught when he spent five minutes arguing with the teller over $0.35 in change
Whales return to waters around New York City, immediately lose a fin on three card monty
Japan's Shinmoedake volcano status upgraded from "Nervous Laugh with Hand Covering Mouth" to "Bukkake"
Over 200 Tunisians killed in uprising. That's like 18.5 white people, or 1 Natalee Holloway
Eager to show the West they're on our side, Mubarak supporters punch CNN's Anderson Cooper repeatedly
Toddler's finger severed in freak escalator accident. Mother says they will take steps to make sure it doesn't happen again
Supporters of medical marijuana ban find opposition much higher than expected
Holocaust historian not happy that Glenn Beck keeps comparing political opponents to Nazis, Anne Frankly she's not going to take it anymore
Most of the Cairo protesters are upbeat, though a few wind up the other way around
Homosexuality compared to second-hand smoking. Further study needed, perhaps a "Smoking Poll"
Teen arrested by police investigating drug deals on Facebook. Stupid kids, don't they realise you're meant to sell drugs in quiet, deserted places? Like MySpace?
Surprising conviction in case of man accused of selling fake Maple Leafs tickets after prosecutors were able to show that something of value was lost
Rick DiPietro out 4-6 weeks due to broken jaw, swollen knee, commitment to play the villain in Unbreakable 2
Baltimore Orioles cap busy offseason by signing Derrek Lee, Justin Duchscherer and Vlad Guerrero. In other news, the Birds have clinched a berth in the 2003 playoffs
Scientists reveal that of the great apes, orangutans are the most genetically distant from humans, closest to Paul Giamatti
Google: Bing has been copying Google's search results. Bing: Bing has been copying Google's search results
Scientists succeed in making a paper clip invisible, hope to eventually be able to trade up to making a house in Saskatchewan vanish
TNT extends 'The Closer' final season, plots spin-off, resolves to finally tell Kyra Sedgwick she looks like a duck
Sole recipient of the "Ron Howard's Affirmative Action for Guys Related to Me" program complains about how hard it is being conservative in Hollywood
A guide to Glee for straight guys. If you clicked the link, you failed the test and are probably gay
Mubarak: "I would like to leave office today but I cannot... If I resign today there will be chaos." So enjoy your peace, rainbows and unicorns while you can, Egypt
Sen. Joseph Lieberman writing book about Sabbath.... subby didn't know he'd even toured with them
Sarah Palin says she could do a great job solving the Egyptian crisis with her vast knowledge of stepping down from power during a crisis in confidence
19 artists who reinvented themselves after their early work. Subby's been a fan of Genesis ever since Duke; before that, he really didn't understand any of their work
Rolling Stones say they've not made firm plans for the 2011 Steel Wheelchairs tour
Ke$ha loves running around naked in the woods. Probably so she can get closer to the wolves who raised her
Allstate apologizes for ranking road safety on basis of Zodiac signs, says it was typical of Geminis to blow something like this out of proportion
NA, this CLearly can't be right: Salt is the new gold after a major snowstorm
Research shows unemployed suffer more often and longer from physical ailments and mental complaints -- without even having to work at it
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