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Drew's stuck dealing with lawyers today, but in the meantime here are some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/16 - 1/22 Posted by Drew at 2011-01-26 1:49:42 PM (54 comments) | Permalink More: FarkBlog, Fark, posting rules
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From Unfreakable, Howdy everybody, Drew is head-down with the patent lawsuit thing, so he's either meeting with lawyers, talking to lawyers on the phone, or getting information from lawyers. He'll be back whenever he comes up for air, but I have no idea when that might be. In the meantime, enjoy the headlines. Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-01-16 to Sat 2011-01-22:  Man dies investigating 12K volt line that fell in yard, additional family members die in rescue attempt. Survivors not shocked at all   Is that a swordfish in your pocket or are you just pleased sashimi?  Woman facing charges after punching a police horse in the nose. Woman only pawn in game of life  Obama holding first China state dinner in 13 years. Another to be held an hour later when everyone's hungry again  Major earthquake leaves remote area of Pakistan looking exactly the same  Aluminum heist foiled  B.C. man hit by stray bullet in Mexico. DAMN YOU, TIME-TRAVELING BULLETS Man wearing Obama mask robs banks, demands change NBC exec Jeff Zucker can breathe a sigh of relief: Honolulu jury finds that beating a peacock to death is not animal cruelty Woman killed in fire was kind, generous, warm  Chicago bound plane makes emergency landing at Oakland airport, unaware nothing in the air could be more dangerous as Oakland, CA Sports: A winter day, bleak and dreary. The fans begged out for three points more. Quoth the Raven: We failed to score  Man wins $1 million in Virginia Lottery's Redskins Legacy game, marking the first successful Redskins lottery pick since Snyder bought the team  Toronto's Mike Komisarek accused of punching a woman in the face. No word yet on which Ottawa Senator was the victim Geek:  Robotic flying insects build structures out of super magnetic Legos, all while buzzing angrily. Feel free to forward any questions to: Submitter, Hiding Under Bed, State of Panic Six researchers locked in a steel capsule for 233 days to simulate a flight to Mars are set to be released. Boy are they gonna be pissed when they find out they're still on earth Entire Playboy library to be available on iPad. Finally, Hefner thinks outside the box Showbiz:  Spike Lee to Italian-American groups that protested him giving a speech at a local college because his films "unflatteringly" portrayed Italians. "Have you SEEN Jersey Shore?" IRS: Hey Lil Jon, you owe us over a half-million dollars. Lil Jon: WHAT?? IRS: Seriously, you could be in trouble: Lil Jon: OKAY Jwoww and Snookie are getting a Jersey Shore spin off show, tentatively called "The Bay of Pigs" Politics: McCain calls Obama a "patriot." Why he wants to see Obama destroyed at home by jets is anyone's guess Dick Cheney says it might be appropriate to limit gun magazine size. Well, yeah, that's easy to say when you can crush a man's windpipe with your mind  President Obama's pledge during the festive China state dinner. "A belief that, with education and hard work and with sacrifice, the future is what we make it". In bed Music:  REM's new album "sounds really classic." It has guitars and drums and EVERYTHING Whitney Houston taking a crack at a new album  Ke$ha wants to leave people "visually and sonically violated." Mission accomplished Business: Toronto Stock Exchange up 100 points. Must have been playing against the Cleveland Cavaliers Johnson & Johnson address tampon supply issues. Say they've plugged the holes in their distribution network, will have things running again in a month Pecan farmers distressed by strangers handling their nuts. This story does not involve the TSA · · ·
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