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2018-04-25 01:37:05 AM  
They keep pushing back the release date.
 
2018-04-25 02:26:11 AM  

BalugaJoe: They keep pushing back the release date.


Don't you see? They're letting the excitement build. I can hardly contain mine already.
 
2018-04-25 05:40:40 AM  
farkyeah  I bet Cheetah Wiig is gonna be awesome.
   seriously.
 
2018-04-25 06:22:53 AM  
They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.
 
2018-04-25 06:38:13 AM  
This would be a much better Aquaman movie

The Best of... Aquaman | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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2018-04-25 06:54:06 AM  

idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.


Then maybe DC needs to have him play every character. Hopefully then the movies would be good.
 
2018-04-25 07:05:44 AM  

Freakin Rican: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Then maybe DC needs to have him play every character. Hopefully then the movies would be good.


Better yet, we could clone him.  I would pre-order one right now.
 
2018-04-25 07:46:12 AM  

idrow: Freakin Rican: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Then maybe DC needs to have him play every character. Hopefully then the movies would be good.

Better yet, we could clone him.  I would pre-order one right now.


lmao.

i was surprised he was married to Lisa Bonet. 12year difference and he could get any chic he wants.
 
2018-04-25 08:02:53 AM  

Freakin Rican: i was surprised he was married to Lisa Bonet. 12year difference and he could get any chic he wants.


Well, maybe he wanted Lisa Bonet?
 
2018-04-25 08:32:05 AM  
Movie is incomplete without Fluke, the most obnoxious dolphin in the world.
 
2018-04-25 08:40:26 AM  

Freakin Rican: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Then maybe DC needs to have him play every character. Hopefully then the movies would be good.


I don't see him pulling off the Zatanna costume, but if that's your thing who am I to judge.
 
2018-04-25 08:45:27 AM  

idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.


Useless?  Do you know how I know that you don't know anything about Aquaman?

DC has some useless heroes.  Auquaman is not on that list.
 
2018-04-25 08:50:00 AM  
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2018-04-25 09:26:29 AM  

chuggernaught: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Useless?  Do you know how I know that you don't know anything about Aquaman?

DC has some useless heroes.  Auquaman is not on that list.


I've been a comic fan since the 70's - I know about Aquaman, thanks.  I'll concede there are more useless heroes, but they wouldn't be movie worthy.  Aquaman barely makes the list for movie worthy heroes.  That's why that had to make him eye candy, to compensate for his limited value.

Copperbelly watersnake: I don't see him pulling off the Zatanna costume, but if that's your thing who am I to judge.


Agreed - I vote for no costume at all.  Hey, it worked for Dr. Manhattan.
 
2018-04-25 10:20:57 AM  

idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU


His usefulness is situational

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2018-04-25 10:39:26 AM  
It's Infinity Week, and DC thought they could get a bit of good press?

Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out
 
2018-04-25 10:59:54 AM  

chuggernaught: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Useless?  Do you know how I know that you don't know anything about Aquaman?

DC has some useless heroes.  Auquaman is not on that list.


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2018-04-25 11:25:59 AM  

Snapper Carr: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU

His usefulness is situational

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Still lame.
 
2018-04-25 11:56:59 AM  

chuggernaught: idrow: They basically took the most useless character in the DCU and made his super power be that he's ridiculously hot.  I could watch that man read from a phone book for 2 hours and say it was a great movie.

Useless?  Do you know how I know that you don't know anything about Aquaman?

DC has some useless heroes.  Auquaman is not on that list.


Do you think they care that you know?
 
2018-04-25 11:59:59 AM  
OFFICIAL TRAILER | Teen Titans Go to the Movies
Youtube KZmUiq66nYI
 
2018-04-25 12:50:26 PM  
Aquaman will always be an entourage plotline to me. I'm not proud of that.
 
2018-04-25 01:21:55 PM  
Aquaman know a hero's got to have heart
Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism
Youtube yE8C1WWixgc
 
2018-04-25 01:43:33 PM  
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2018-04-25 01:50:43 PM  
Every single one of my ladyfriends are reduced to puddles of inarticulateness when confronted with
Jason Momoa, so this isn't such an outlandish notion.

And I have to say:  I can't blame them.  This is one good looking man:

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2018-04-25 03:09:14 PM  
Outrageous!

/Brave and the Bold Aquaman is fantastic
 
2018-04-25 03:44:46 PM  
Still NOT a 'first time' subby, link goes to a story about WW 2.
 
2018-04-25 04:14:11 PM  

Satampra Zeiros: Outrageous!

/Brave and the Bold Aquaman is fantastic


I came for this.
 
2018-04-25 07:13:55 PM  

Nurglitch: Satampra Zeiros: Outrageous!

/Brave and the Bold Aquaman is fantastic

I came for this.


Strange fetish, but I'll allow it.
 
2018-04-25 09:00:48 PM  
I'm actually looking forward to Aquaman. Simply because Jason Momoa was the only one in Justice League that basically seemed to say "fark it, I'm gonna try and have fun"  I get the impression not much breaks that dude's stride.  I dig it.
 
2018-04-25 09:44:45 PM  

RyansPrivates: I'm actually looking forward to Aquaman. Simply because Jason Momoa was the only one in Justice League that basically seemed to say "fark it, I'm gonna try and have fun"  I get the impression not much breaks that dude's stride.  I dig it.


I haven't seen it but does he actually have a personality in that? I only ever seen him in Stargate Atlantis and by god, he was the worst character in the series. It was like they wanted a badass Worf-type character but forgot to give him any more depth than he just really hates the Wraith.
 
2018-04-26 09:39:09 AM  

captjc: RyansPrivates: I'm actually looking forward to Aquaman. Simply because Jason Momoa was the only one in Justice League that basically seemed to say "fark it, I'm gonna try and have fun"  I get the impression not much breaks that dude's stride.  I dig it.

I haven't seen it but does he actually have a personality in that? I only ever seen him in Stargate Atlantis and by god, he was the worst character in the series. It was like they wanted a badass Worf-type character but forgot to give him any more depth than he just really hates the Wraith.


Maybe it was in comparison too just about everyone else, but he seemed to have a personality.  Cavill and Afflack were flat as cardboard.  Ezra miller (flash) suffered by comparison to Grant Gustin.  The only other character I liked was Wonder Woman.
 
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