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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Reds owner: We can still be competitive. Subby: My next 20 submissions will be greenlit, right after my threesome with Margot Robbie and time-traveling 1948 Ava Gardner   ( cincinnati.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Baseball, Cincinnati Reds, Major League Baseball, Castellini, Ken Griffey, Jr., Reds, Robert Castellini, National League  
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2018-04-24 07:04:25 PM  
The Reds aren't going anywhere this year or probably in Bobs lifetime.
 
2018-04-24 07:36:52 PM  
Subby has good taste in old timey Hollywood stars. Cheers.
 
2018-04-24 11:28:01 PM  
The time traveling Hepburns (no relation) do not think you made a wise decision, subby.
 
2018-04-25 01:04:37 AM  
Marge Schott.
 
2018-04-25 02:38:29 AM  
The Reds absolutely CAN be competitive.  Hell, they'd almost certainly go extra innings against the Cincinnati Public Middle School softball team.
 
2018-04-25 02:40:46 AM  

FightDirector: The Reds absolutely CAN be competitive.  Hell, they'd almost certainly go extra innings against the Cincinnati Public Middle School softball team.


Or the Braves.
Of course, toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.
 
2018-04-25 05:09:05 AM  

NateAsbestos: Subby has good taste in old timey Hollywood stars. Cheers.


I would have gone with Veronica Lake, but Ava Gardner....I'll allow it.
 
2018-04-25 07:11:45 AM  
Lana Turner
 
2018-04-25 08:30:57 AM  
Paul Newman and Audrey Hepburn.

mathematically, sure, the Reds are by no means out of it. realistically, if baseball had relegation, they'd already have been demoted.
 
2018-04-25 08:32:57 AM  
They are undefeated against the Braves, Cubs, Mets, Marlins, and the entire NL West.

3-0 against those nine teams.
 
2018-04-25 08:43:04 AM  

Trainspotr: They are undefeated against the Braves, Cubs, Mets, Marlins, and the entire NL West.

3-0 against those nine teams.


don't sell them short; they're also undefeated against the entire AL.
 
2018-04-25 08:46:14 AM  

BalugaJoe: Marge Schott.


You realize I'll need two time-traveling Grace Kellys and a time-traveling Rita Hayworth, all giving me a massage and thinking of ways they can be nice to me with their tongues, to expunge the (shudder) Marge image, ya ratbastid.
 
2018-04-25 08:49:47 AM  
You'll take a drunk Mickey Rooney and an incontinent Lassie and like it!
 
2018-04-25 09:07:37 AM  
On the subject of Classic Hollywood Beauties™, I'll take one Ann-Margaret
 
2018-04-25 09:26:39 AM  
Subby forgot "That's the ticket....Yeah"
 
2018-04-25 09:35:58 AM  

espiaboricua: On the subject of Classic Hollywood Beauties™, I'll take one Ann-Margaret


Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe & Jane Mansfield.
 
2018-04-25 10:04:01 AM  
And the Reds are IBM:  Irrelevant By May.
 
2018-04-25 10:35:44 AM  

LucklessWonder: espiaboricua: On the subject of Classic Hollywood Beauties™, I'll take one Ann-Margaret

Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe & Jane Mansfield.


My parents have a gazillion cable channels, including Turner Classics. I was watching How to Marry a Millionaire w/ Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall. During the movie, Marilyn gets really self conscious about her glasses, and refuses to wear them around men, leading to wacky hijinks. Of all the movies I've seen about aliens, time travel, wizards, etc, the most implausible, ridiculous thing I've ever seen is the idea that men would find Marilyn Monroe unattractive b/c she was wearing glasses.
 
2018-04-25 10:50:34 AM  

Trocadero: Of all the movies I've seen about aliens, time travel, wizards, etc, the most implausible, ridiculous thing I've ever seen is the idea that men would find Marilyn Monroe unattractive b/c she was wearing glasses.


Indeed. Also, women in glasses work for me even when they aren't Monroe-esque bombshells.
 
2018-04-25 12:02:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: Trocadero: Of all the movies I've seen about aliens, time travel, wizards, etc, the most implausible, ridiculous thing I've ever seen is the idea that men would find Marilyn Monroe unattractive b/c she was wearing glasses.

Indeed. Also, women in glasses work for me even when they aren't Monroe-esque bombshells.


...how you doin'?
 
2018-04-25 01:23:54 PM  
Well, hello boys 
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