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(Ukkusiksalik National Park)   Who wants to go to Ukkusiksalik National Park or some other back-of-beyond Godforsaken corner of northern Canada? Important: read up on the "how not to be eaten by polar bears" guide, available from the Parks Canada website   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Polar bear, polar bear country, Bear, Arctic, Pinniped, Norway, Arctic shrinkage  
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2018-04-24 03:37:08 PM  
I'd love to go.

2018-04-24 03:42:32 PM  
"Ah, look how cute and cuddly the bear cubs are.  Say, the mother bear looks a bit exercised ..."
2018-04-24 04:25:23 PM  
Well, first you dig a hole in the ice.  Then place peas all around the edge...
2018-04-24 04:48:44 PM  
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2018-04-24 05:01:13 PM  
How not to be eaten by a polar bear

Chapter 1

Be faster than the polar bear.

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2018-04-24 05:06:27 PM  
Western Canada - Absolutely.

Central Canada - meh

Eastern Canada - not even if you let me be a guest on Trailer Park Boys
2018-04-24 05:29:38 PM  
Yukon ho!

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2018-04-24 05:40:23 PM  
I've been there!  Fantastic place to see.
2018-04-24 06:17:21 PM  
Properly equipped means loaded rifle. You don't shoot to kill the bear, you shoot at it to frighten it.
2018-04-24 06:22:33 PM  
I'd go.
2018-04-24 08:07:40 PM  
Northern Canada? You probably don't have any problems getting reservations for a campsite.
2018-04-24 11:55:06 PM  
If it's black, fight back.
If it's brown, lie down.
If it's white, good night.
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