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(The Raw Story)   The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2018-04-24 02:19:14 PM  
Glaucoma is an ailment that tends to afflict those in their later years.
 
2018-04-24 02:21:45 PM  
Who watches that garbage show still?
 
2018-04-24 02:23:27 PM  
Well, put it this way - anybody who dates or marries him will deserve everything that happens to them.
 
2018-04-24 02:30:44 PM  
Ok, sure, whatever.

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2018-04-24 02:39:57 PM  
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2018-04-24 03:17:55 PM  
You people don't get how hard it is for us young rich white men.
 
2018-04-24 04:25:42 PM  

stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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What is it with the Trump kids and how they smile with only their top teeth?  They look like farking horses.
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2018-04-24 04:39:46 PM  
No, he'll have an easy time because there are plenty of star farkers and vapid social climbers who still, for some unknown reason, aspire to be in the Trump orbit.  Despite decades upon decades of evidence that being in their orbit will ruin you.

Case in point:  Vanessa.

And real nice of Ivana to blame that victim there.  Quality people, those Trumps.  Each and every one of them.  Hopefully Vanessa has learned her lesson and runs far, far away.
 
2018-04-24 05:52:25 PM  

stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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Handsome*...and rich.
Excess of the latter can compensate to some extent for lack of the former.

* in this case, the compensation better be pretty high.
 
2018-04-24 05:52:33 PM  

Nied: stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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What is it with the Trump kids and how they smile with only their top teeth?  They look like farking horses.
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That's how you smile when you never mean it... fake smiles are easy to spot, because they don't look normal.
 
2018-04-24 05:53:00 PM  

Nied: stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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What is it with the Trump kids and how they smile with only their top teeth?  They look like farking horses.
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"Baring one's teeth is not always a threat. In primates, showing the teeth, especially teeth held together, is almost always a sign of submission. The human smile probably has evolved from that. "In the primate threat, the lips are curled back and the teeth are apart--you are ready to bite."
 
2018-04-24 05:53:13 PM  
I can never keep those farkers straight. Is this the one who looks like Butthead or the one who looks like he should be punched in the face every day for the rest of his life?
 
2018-04-24 05:53:52 PM  
Handsome? As in: He will be using his hand some?
 
2018-04-24 05:55:04 PM  
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2018-04-24 05:55:39 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I can never keep those farkers straight. Is this the one who looks like Butthead or the one who looks like he should be punched in the face every day for the rest of his life?


Um... yes?
 
2018-04-24 05:55:51 PM  
No. No he's not.

Orchidcrypto plagued men that display severed elephant tails are not attractive.
 
2018-04-24 05:56:56 PM  
Will will?
 
2018-04-24 05:58:02 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I can never keep those farkers straight. Is this the one who looks like Butthead or the one who looks like he should be punched in the face every day for the rest of his life?


Yes.
 
2018-04-24 05:59:07 PM  
If he's anything like his father, he's used to paying for sex.
 
2018-04-24 06:01:53 PM  
Compared to what?
 
2018-04-24 06:01:55 PM  

fly_gal: Who watches that garbage show still?


I believe they're called Viewers.
 
2018-04-24 06:02:13 PM  
He always looks like the porch light's on, but nobody's home. In whose world is that attractive?
 
2018-04-24 06:03:07 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: He always looks like the porch light's on, but nobody's home. In whose world is that attractive?


Or, as Oscar the Grouch once described someone, "His river doesn't run all the way to his sea."
 
2018-04-24 06:03:49 PM  
His ex bailed before assets start getting seized. If Mueller wasn't all up in 1/2 Scoop's bidness this would be being called "hitting a rough patch" aka " Yeah, my husband farks around but look at this 100k necklace I got."

And when 1/2 Scoop's roommate at Federal  University gets ahold of him he's gonna find out what a "rough patch" really is.
 
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2018-04-24 06:05:15 PM  

Diogenes: No, he'll have an easy time because there are plenty of star farkers and vapid social climbers who still, for some unknown reason, aspire to be in the Trump orbit.  Despite decades upon decades of evidence that being in their orbit will ruin you.


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2018-04-24 06:06:01 PM  
Beauty is relative, although seldom found in relatives.

What you have to realize is that all this magazines and High Society Beauty-mongers have to choose from a very, very short list.

Even the People Magazine probably consists of no more than 700 men and women who are currently in the news and fashion. They choose the Sexiest Man and the Sexiest Woman from their current files.

List all of the play boy sons of billionaires and Donald Trump Jr. may well be on the list of the best-looking younger men, but it is smaller than the population of a moderately large high school.

This is why "British" beauty is often so far short of Hollywood or American Beauty. Smaller population by far.

There are over 300,000 actors and actresses in the Kevin Bacon Game, while there are only 10,000 families in the British aristocracy (counting their sisters, and their cousins and their aunts).

That is how this sort of thing works. Trump is not bad, especially when you compare him to Eric.

They are both of them, Upper Class Twits with buck-toothed grins. Eric's teeth are just dumber than his brother's by a bit. Even considering that Trump has had his pick of blondes, they are a bit disappointing, which is why Ivanka seems such a diamond compared to the Trump foils.
 
2018-04-24 06:06:33 PM  
Well, if you start you selection process by narrowing the field to only those whose parents are billionaires and who are themselves wealthy, and then see what you're left with.....he may well count as "attractive" within that very small subset of the population that probably includes a lot of oldies and fatties.
 
2018-04-24 06:07:17 PM  
I'm sure he will make for a fine prison wife.
 
2018-04-24 06:07:32 PM  

stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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Every time I see that picture

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2018-04-24 06:08:34 PM  
He's about as attractive as a bull squid.
 
2018-04-24 06:11:35 PM  
I thought the problem was he kept finding new people.
 
2018-04-24 06:15:27 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: His ex bailed before assets start getting seized. If Mueller wasn't all up in 1/2 Scoop's bidness this would be being called "hitting a rough patch" aka " Yeah, my husband farks around but look at this 100k necklace I got."

And when 1/2 Scoop's roommate at Federal  University gets ahold of him he's gonna find out what a "rough patch" really is.


Sadly, his wife actually came from money and had money before she met Half Scoop so in this case she doesn't need him to buy her anything. If anything, I'd guess part of the reason he married her was because she had money, and of course, was better looking than him. She's gotten one hell of a crappy deal out of their marriage and must be kinda dumb or easily manipulated to have ended up with him in the first place. I can't help but wonder if part of the reason they have so many kids is because he's wanted to keep her (and her money) tied down. In fact....if I remember correctly, and yup, just googled it, he didn't even buy her wedding ring. He got a free one in exchange for a public proposal for publicity. Trump Jr is the cheapest gazillionaire. I'm betting it's going to come out that a lot of 'his' money that they were living on was really 'their' money and came from her family. Unless it turns out she's secretly evil, she seems to have made a really, really bad life decision marrying him.
 
2018-04-24 06:15:28 PM  
He is also (supposedly) rich and his dad has a legion of fawning idiots who still support him. That will probably help too. I wonder if DTJ would be willing to marry a Trump supporter.
 
2018-04-24 06:15:31 PM  
Am I the only one who actually clicked the link? They said he'd find someone in prison. That's what subby made a joke about with that headline.
 
2018-04-24 06:16:26 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I can never keep those farkers straight. Is this the one who looks like Butthead or the one who looks like he should be punched in the face every day for the rest of his life?


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2018-04-24 06:18:10 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I can never keep those farkers straight. Is this the one who looks like Butthead or the one who looks like he should be punched in the face every day for the rest of his life?


It's easy. DON is the Adonis. ERIC is, umm...Erichthonius of Dardania.
 
2018-04-24 06:19:18 PM  

mongbiohazard: Am I the only one who actually clicked the link? They said he'd find someone in prison. That's what subby made a joke about with that headline.


I certainly didn't RTFA because I'm SMRT.
 
2018-04-24 06:19:46 PM  

WayneKerr: mongbiohazard: Am I the only one who actually clicked the link? They said he'd find someone in prison. That's what subby made a joke about with that headline.

I certainly didn't RTFA because I'm SMRT.


Oh, and you might be SUBBY
 
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2018-04-24 06:20:31 PM  

brantgoose: This is why "British" beauty is often so far short of Hollywood or American Beauty. Smaller population by far.


Probably doesn't help that truly beautiful British ladies seem to be exempted from the British-hot scale entirely. Hayley Atwell, Keira Knightley, Alice eve for current relatively young actresses and Helen Mirren and Julie Andrews from when they were in their prime are good examples. We don't think of them as British-hot.

British-hot seems to be a phenomenon of the Page3-type girl, potentially a girl of low economic class that has dolled-up herself to what she thinks is glamorous. Billie Piper as Rose Tyler on Doctor Who and amusingly enough Camille Coduri back in King Ralph who later went on to play Rose's mum Jackie Tyler epitomize the stereotype albeit possibly fictionally. I don't know enough about them in real life to say for sure but damn, they play chavs well.
 
2018-04-24 06:20:57 PM  
So you can marry into the rich trailer park or the poor one, neither seems to be a good choice.
 
2018-04-24 06:21:30 PM  
He looks like he can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.
 
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2018-04-24 06:21:50 PM  

mongbiohazard: Am I the only one who actually clicked the link? They said he'd find someone in prison. That's what subby made a joke about with that headline.


Of course you are. This is Sparta! Fark.
 
2018-04-24 06:22:59 PM  

palelizard: I thought the problem was he kept finding new people.


Who have the same morals.

CSB: Years ago, threw a large party with my housemates in West Philly. My best friend (and housemate) invited her boyfriend. Things were going well, lots of food and booze, people were having a great time. I ambled into the kitchen-probably to get more ice. The invited boyfriend saunters over to me, a bit of chit chat, I'm kind've distracted, there were lots of people. He then (so romantic) says "I want to f you". Huh? I didn't say a word. Quickly left, found my friend, and told her exactly what happened. She was furious with him. He was furious with me. Yep, for telling her. Yep. Furious that she broke up with him-right then and there-in front of so many people. He was some two-bit musician who fancied himself as a talented Lothario.
  Thing is, cheaters always think they're being cheated on, hey-if they're doing it, everyone is. Not me. Never. Must be an awful way to go through life.
  Lay down with dogs-get up with fleas........
 
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2018-04-24 06:23:57 PM  

Meatloaf Baby: So you can marry into the rich trailer park or the poor one, neither seems to be a good choice.


If you have only those two choices and you must choose, choose the rich trailer park. Hopefully it has an HOA and will compel the residents to keep their places clean, their dogs leashed or inside, and their noise level down.
 
2018-04-24 06:27:03 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Nied: stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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What is it with the Trump kids and how they smile with only their top teeth?  They look like farking horses.
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"Baring one's teeth is not always a threat. In primates, showing the teeth, especially teeth held together, is almost always a sign of submission. The human smile probably has evolved from that. "In the primate threat, the lips are curled back and the teeth are apart--you are ready to bite."


Think I read something on that a while back.
Smiling at a chimp is not a friendly gesture.
One can see how that would work...in a culture/society/whatever-you-call-the-​group where teeth are used as a weapon (and not just for chewing stuff or advertising tooth-whiteners) displaying the choppers might not be considered friendly.
 
2018-04-24 06:27:57 PM  

imauniter: He looks like he can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.


Brilliant! Really funny! Tanx for the laff and mental picture of this happening and the corn bits flyin' all over the place, 'cause he's so sloppy.......snert.......hahahaha.....​ha....
 
2018-04-24 06:28:25 PM  

stovepipe: Ok, sure, whatever.

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They look like serial killers who practice smiling in the mirror to blend in with normal people.
 
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2018-04-24 06:32:16 PM  

Artist: palelizard: I thought the problem was he kept finding new people.

Who have the same morals.

CSB: Years ago, threw a large party with my housemates in West Philly. My best friend (and housemate) invited her boyfriend. Things were going well, lots of food and booze, people were having a great time. I ambled into the kitchen-probably to get more ice. The invited boyfriend saunters over to me, a bit of chit chat, I'm kind've distracted, there were lots of people. He then (so romantic) says "I want to f you". Huh? I didn't say a word. Quickly left, found my friend, and told her exactly what happened. She was furious with him. He was furious with me. Yep, for telling her. Yep. Furious that she broke up with him-right then and there-in front of so many people. He was some two-bit musician who fancied himself as a talented Lothario.
  Thing is, cheaters always think they're being cheated on, hey-if they're doing it, everyone is. Not me. Never. Must be an awful way to go through life.
  Lay down with dogs-get up with fleas........


I'm impressed. When I first started reading this I was expecting this to end up with you moving to Bel-Air.

It sounds like not only was he a horrible person but was an incredibly poor judge of others. Like, he should have judged you to be an unknown where you could have had the reaction that you had, and thus he shouldn't have taken the tack that he did.

Dumb question, but if he had not immediately played his poor hand, was he someone that was attractive enough that you could have seen yourself going out with if there were no other complications like his dating your roommate? I ask because I've seen guys (and gals for that matter) play the long-game with someone that's in a relationship, or where they're in a relationship but want to cheat, such that the person they want to be with develops feelings for them to help break down the self-imposed barriers against such behavior. It's still bad behavior but it seems like it would be more successful than, "nice shoes, wanna fark?"
 
2018-04-24 06:33:06 PM  

Diogenes: No, he'll have an easy time because there are plenty of star farkers and vapid social climbers who still, for some unknown reason, aspire to be in the Trump orbit.  Despite decades upon decades of evidence that being in their orbit will ruin you.

Case in point:  Vanessa.

And real nice of Ivana to blame that victim there.  Quality people, those Trumps.  Each and every one of them.  Hopefully Vanessa has learned her lesson and runs far, far away.


Meh.  I suppose it's conceivable that you could score some bro points for nailing Don Jr's wife, but there is absolutely no prize to be had for consuming his leftovers.
 
2018-04-24 06:34:26 PM  

syzygy whizz: Smiling at a chimp is not a friendly gesture.


Yep. Baring of canine teeth, pretty much means it's time to whup some butt. Which, is true to a lesser extent with most animals. I'll smile in a non-tooth baring manner with my cats, friends dogs, to not appear aggressive.
  The Trumpy clan? You'd think with all of their resources, they would have bought teeth that look nice. Life coaches to train them how to behave with a modicum of decorum or humanity. Guess you jus' can't fix stupid.
 
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