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(Lifehacker)   Step 1: Buy all the video cards. Step 2: ? Step 3: PROFIT   ( lifehacker.com) divider line
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2018-04-24 12:55:49 PM  
Ctrl+F Lawyer: 0/0
Ctrl+F Accountant: 0/0

Good luck, folks.
 
2018-04-24 02:12:11 PM  
Buy Bare Fark Bonds.
 
2018-04-24 02:39:44 PM  
I saw it on the web when it was sorta new
And then I watched as values waxed and waned and grew
And now these days I can't afford a GPU

I watched on Reddit when it crashed in oh-sixteen
And it keeps crashing with some regularity
The marks typed "HODL" as they shouted at their screens

You bet your futures
And now I'll tell you

Crypto coins killed the video card
Crypto coins killed the video card
They cost more than an off-lease car

Now in my PC tower there's a gaping hole
Where a Radeon or GeForce ought to go
So now I have to run my games in software mode

The shelves are empty
Bought every last one

Crypto coins killed the video card
Crypto coins killed the video card
They cost more than an off-lease car
Can't run a Rift or SteamVR

Crypto whales attracted sharks
So put all the blame on Bitcoin marks
 
2018-04-24 03:03:38 PM  
Bitcoin 2.0

It's exactly like Bitcoin (I mean...exactly) but only half the price.
 
2018-04-24 03:06:22 PM  
I'm making the crossover between digital and physical wallets happen.

1. Hand me your wallet.
2. I'll let you know if it has any marblecoins.
3. Thank you for your investment.
 
2018-04-24 03:06:58 PM  
If its your own coin, you can mine 10% or something of it, before releasing it.

No reason to purchase graphic cards.
 
2018-04-24 03:26:11 PM  

Marbleisheavy: I'm making the crossover between digital and physical wallets happen.

1. Hand me your wallet.
2. I'll let you know if it has any marblecoins.
3. Thank you for your investment.


wallet inspector?
 
2018-04-24 03:38:35 PM  

Marbleisheavy: I'm making the crossover between digital and physical wallets happen.


I'm moving the other way. I traded all my fiat currency for 55 gallon drums of rice, beans and shotgun shells. Soon a large percentage of world power will be used to decrypt bitcoin transactions then a pound of rice will be worth a bit.
 
2018-04-24 03:53:56 PM  

Cheron: Marbleisheavy: I'm making the crossover between digital and physical wallets happen.

I'm moving the other way. I traded all my fiat currency for 55 gallon drums of rice, beans and shotgun shells. Soon a large percentage of world power will be used to decrypt bitcoin transactions then a pound of rice will be worth a bit.


I'd ask for separate drums for each. The mix will not be particularly edible, nor will it fire well out of a shotgun.
 
2018-04-24 04:01:04 PM  
I'm only curious as to how this affects my meth dealer.
 
2018-04-24 04:03:27 PM  

Learned Hand Job: Cheron: Marbleisheavy: I'm making the crossover between digital and physical wallets happen.

I'm moving the other way. I traded all my fiat currency for 55 gallon drums of rice, beans and shotgun shells. Soon a large percentage of world power will be used to decrypt bitcoin transactions then a pound of rice will be worth a bit.

I'd ask for separate drums for each. The mix will not be particularly edible, nor will it fire well out of a shotgun.


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2018-04-24 10:52:01 PM  

ElwoodCuse: wallet inspector?


Sometimes it works.
 
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