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(TC Palm)   It doesn't help your DUI case when your underwear has breathalyzer instructions printed on them   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
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2018-04-24 11:48:49 AM  
Let me be the first to commend Greenlee for avoiding any of his rote blog mainstay phrases, and writing an actual, factual column.

Tis a brand new era!
 
2018-04-24 01:51:17 PM  

croesius: Let me be the first to commend Greenlee for avoiding any of his rote blog mainstay phrases, and writing an actual, factual column.

Tis a brand new era!


"501 bad gateway" I'd pretty factual.   Short,  sweet,  and to the point.
 
2018-04-24 01:53:40 PM  
More: 16 vodka drinks + 1 chimichanga = bad news

Well, yeah, I'm clicking that shiat.
 
2018-04-24 01:53:45 PM  
Man even for Florida this story is bizarre
 
2018-04-24 02:03:13 PM  
The Case of the Mustachioed DUI Dude with Sex Stuff

....Upon seeing all the collection of unctuous, booze-drenched, and stained evidence orderly laid on the counter before him, Encyclopedia Brown calmly whispered, "Solve your own got-damned case, I f8cking quit" and was never heard from again.
 
2018-04-24 02:06:31 PM  
"I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?
 
2018-04-24 02:10:59 PM  
Mine simply have foreign instructions to clean them on the label, at least I assume that  klein means clean.
 
2018-04-24 02:12:03 PM  

Solid State Vittles: More: 16 vodka drinks + 1 chimichanga = bad news

Well, yeah, I'm clicking that shiat.


16 drinks and a chimi for $105?!? Thats cheap as all get out!
 
2018-04-24 02:31:52 PM  
Somewhat related,

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2018-04-24 02:49:59 PM  

Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?


fernt
 
151
2018-04-24 02:51:54 PM  

Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?


Found it
 
2018-04-24 02:58:05 PM  

151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


*sigh*
/dammit
//well.....
 
2018-04-24 03:03:26 PM  
Old trucker trick.  No one can see into your cab below your shoulders, and you can see both front occupants' laps, and RIGHT down the cleavage of the near side occupants.

Pants?  You don't need pants to drive a tractor-trailer, only one hand and two feet.
 
2018-04-24 03:06:44 PM  

litmik: Man even for Florida this story is bizarre


There's a reason we called the joint Port St. Eslewhere.  It's its own island of weird.
 
2018-04-24 03:06:51 PM  

talkertopc: Mine simply have foreign instructions to clean them on the label, at least I assume that  klein means clean.


I think that means one free cleaning.
 
2018-04-24 03:12:29 PM  

bughunter: Old trucker trick.  No one can see into your cab below your shoulders, and you can see both front occupants' laps, and RIGHT down the cleavage of the near side occupants.

Pants?  You don't need pants to drive a tractor-trailer, only one hand and two feet.


Truck Driving Song - Weird Al Yankovic
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151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


Well played, old chap. Well played!!
 
2018-04-24 03:13:16 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: litmik: Man even for Florida this story is bizarre

There's a reason we called the joint Port St. Eslewhere.  It's its own island of weird.


Being a born native there we grew up calling it Port St. Lousy, which was next to Fart Pierce.  And I know from experience FP&L will cash a check to Florida Plunder and Loot!
 
2018-04-24 03:13:20 PM  

151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


I always knew that guy was bad news.
 
2018-04-24 03:21:05 PM  

151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


You got me good lol. Well played
 
2018-04-24 03:30:31 PM  

151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


I wish I was a computer geek.  Good job.
 
2018-04-24 03:47:04 PM  

151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it


That guy's a tool.
 
2018-04-24 05:41:36 PM  

pellies: 151: Mikey1969: "I noticed Campbell was only wearing underwear that stated 'breathalyzer' on the side and 'blow here' near his genitals and a shirt," an affidavit states.

LOL, what's this guy's Fark handle?

Found it

That guy's a tool.


I sure as fark don't trust him...
 
2018-04-24 09:23:05 PM  
Just how many pop up adds does one site need.
 
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