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(ESPN)   Reggie McKenzie: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers etc   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, National Football League, cornerback Daryl Worley, NFL Network, wide receiver Torrey, Oakland Raiders, American football, a.m. arrest, Philadelphia Eagles  
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823 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Apr 2018 at 8:35 PM (48 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2018-04-23 06:27:36 PM  
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2018-04-23 07:26:50 PM  
could you repeat that sir
2018-04-23 08:33:19 PM  
Don't forget the Methodists
2018-04-23 08:48:09 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: could you repeat that sir

2018-04-23 09:06:56 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Dead for Tax Reasons: could you repeat that sir


goldarnit, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore
2018-04-23 09:21:54 PM  
Headline would've been funnier if the Raiders had signed Cole Beasley or Kelvin Beachum.

/hint: alma mater
2018-04-23 09:56:55 PM  
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2018-04-23 10:25:16 PM  
But we don't want the Irish!
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2018-04-23 10:29:16 PM  
Reggie McKenzie:  What did you get cut for?
Darryl Worley:  Cattle Rustling.
Reggie McKenzie:  That doesn't seem very bad.
Darryl Worley:  Through the Vatican?
Reggie McKenzie:  KINKY!  (Signs him up)
2018-04-23 10:43:39 PM  
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2018-04-24 12:02:51 AM  
2018-04-24 09:41:55 AM  
No rapists?
2018-04-24 03:15:18 PM  

John Buck 41: No rapists?

You said rape twice.
2018-04-24 09:51:27 PM  
I thought Gronkowski's uncles retired?

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