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(C-SPAN)   Where oh where has my Sarah been? Too long have we gone without your dulcet tones, your wandering eye and your utterly condescending arrogance. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400 EDT)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-04-23 10:59:47 AM  
Cspan has it listed for a 1PM EDT start.

Yeah. No farking way.
 
2018-04-23 11:00:20 AM  
wandering eye

*snerk*
 
2018-04-23 11:11:39 AM  

The Third Man: wandering eye

*snerk*


I read it as whispering eye at first.
 
2018-04-23 11:24:05 AM  
We made it like a whole week without seeing this devil woman.  This isn't how I want to start the week.
 
2018-04-23 11:26:17 AM  
"Nazi Scum Get Out!"

Hmm, what's that? Oh, this isn't the Milo thread? Ah..

"Nazi Scum Get Out!"
"Nazi Scum Get Out!"
 
2018-04-23 11:48:23 AM  
She had to take time off to finish moulting.
 
2018-04-23 11:53:40 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The Third Man: wandering eye

*snerk*

I read it as whispering eye at first.


I read it as udderly, at first.
 
2018-04-23 12:25:44 PM  

Moooooo K: She had to take time off to finish moulting.


Zoidberg maybe talk instead?
 
2018-04-23 12:36:28 PM  
F that c.
 
2018-04-23 12:37:16 PM  
 
2018-04-23 01:02:33 PM  
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2018-04-23 01:02:33 PM  
Bumped 15 minutes.
 
2018-04-23 01:03:28 PM  
Lee Marvin - Wand'rin Star (ReMastered Audio) (1969) (HD)
Youtube El9eCRisbDo
 
2018-04-23 01:03:56 PM  

The Third Man: wandering eye

*snerk*


Just be glad it's not her whispering eye.
 
2018-04-23 01:05:31 PM  
Oh ... so we are having one. Nice.
 
2018-04-23 01:05:31 PM  

Cthulhukefka: The Third Man: wandering eye

*snerk*

Just be glad it's not her whispering eye.


Pst! Hey kid. You want some alternative facts?

/ Me or the guy 15 feet over my left shoulder and across the street?
 
2018-04-23 01:07:31 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Bumped 15 minutes.


These must be delayed just to troll the press because what is Sarah involved with some special White House meeting? Or is she being briefed so she can say "I don't have the information, I'll look into and get back to you".

I mean what could be the reason why she couldn't make it to something she knows is at a certain time every day.
 
2018-04-23 01:08:17 PM  

Corvus: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Bumped 15 minutes.

These must be delayed just to troll the press because what is Sarah involved with some special White House meeting? Or is she being briefed so she can say "I don't have the information, I'll look into and get back to you".

I mean what could be the reason why she couldn't make it to something she knows is at a certain time every day.


She had to probably take a nap because she was up on Fox News this morning lying her fat ass off.
 
2018-04-23 01:08:23 PM  
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2018-04-23 01:08:34 PM  
I look forward to Sarah giving us her opinion on Graduation v. 808s.
 
2018-04-23 01:08:42 PM  
"dulcet tones"?

More like Dulcolax tones. Listening to her talking makes me want to shiat on something.
 
2018-04-23 01:09:57 PM  
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2018-04-23 01:10:28 PM  
Any dose of Sarah is bad for your health. Don't believe the big lie in your head, oh I'll just watch just for a minute. That minute kills brain cells.

Guys, quit her. Cold turkey. You'll be smiling again by Thursday.
 
2018-04-23 01:10:50 PM  
Why do these even matter, she and Donald have been caught in so many lies, and the press does nothing to hold them to account.

The American experiment has failed, and we will likely never recover, as this is the new normal.
 
2018-04-23 01:11:33 PM  
I look forward to an informative and insightful briefing...Just not from this administration.
 
2018-04-23 01:12:27 PM  
Just looked at the comparison for Spicy vs SHS for how many briefings in same time period last year... he had 62. SHS has only done 38. Doesn't count today (this was through Jan 1 - Apr 20). lol. Just thought I'd share.

/In 2016 previous dude had 59
//couldn't help be curious if it was common to be so un-daily
///tres!
 
2018-04-23 01:13:07 PM  
My used toilet paper gives better smelling information.
 
2018-04-23 01:15:53 PM  
Huck the mollusk?
Verse 2
Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the trinity
Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
Yes it speaks of the trinity
Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let's be forever let forever be free
Ween - The Mollusk
Youtube dEDpGE4JPHE
 
2018-04-23 01:16:46 PM  
We would get better info if Sarah put lipstick around her hairy o-ring and gave the presser ass-blasting her talking points into the mic.
 
2018-04-23 01:17:31 PM  
I'm amazed they're not using the state visit as an excuse to not have one today.
 
2018-04-23 01:17:38 PM  
We have video.
 
2018-04-23 01:17:51 PM  

Liese: Just looked at the comparison for Spicy vs SHS for how many briefings in same time period last year... he had 62. SHS has only done 38. Doesn't count today (this was through Jan 1 - Apr 20). lol. Just thought I'd share.

/In 2016 previous dude had 59
//couldn't help be curious if it was common to be so un-daily
///tres!


And SHS has that special quality that makes each one seem like a mini trip into one of the 9 levels of hell. Maybe them not being daily is better.
 
2018-04-23 01:18:02 PM  
I think the Press broke her on the 13th:
00:14:31
SARAH
THE PRESIDENT HASN'T UNDERMINEDED THEM IN ANY CAPACITY. JUSTBECAUSE HE CALLS OUT THINGS THAT HE FINDS TO BE PROBLEMATIC OR CONCERNING I THINK THAT HE SHOULD DO THAT. IF MEMBERS OF THE F.B.I.ARE LEAKING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, THE PRESIDENT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY CALL THAT TO QUESTION. YOU GUYS SPEND HOURS UPONHOURS EVERY SINGLE DAY PRAISING JIM COMEY, PROPPING HIM UP, GIVING HIM THE BIGGEST PLATFORM. WE SHOULDN'T BE PRAISING HIM. WESHOULD BE PUTTING HIM DOWN. WE SHOULD BE TAKING HIM OFF OF AIR INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM MINUTE AFTER MINUTE. THIS COUNTRY HAS REAL PROBLEMS. WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE ECONOMY. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SYRIA. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE DRUG CRISIS. INSTEAD WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JIM COMEY. YOU GUYS WILL COVER IT ENDLESSLY ALL DAY TODAY, ALL DAY TOMORROW AND MY GUESS IS EVERY DAY NEXT WEEK WITH VERY LITTLE TIME GIVEN TO THE ISSUES PEOPLE CARE ABOUT. SO THE PRESIDENT HAS EVERY RIGHT TO CALL OUT THAT INDIVIDUAL THAT YOU GUYS ARE PROPPING UP AND SAY THERE ARE PROBLEMS AND THAT WE SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT. CHARLIE.
 
2018-04-23 01:18:29 PM  
White House's YouTube live feed
Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
Youtube Jx0XHvJiHW4
 
2018-04-23 01:19:17 PM  
It's about time that sexy slab of truth comes back to please us. I have been touching myself the entire time in anticipation.
 
2018-04-23 01:21:53 PM  
Not sure why they felt the need to cancel all of last week. Even with Sarah tagging along to Mar-a-Lago (why?), they could have sent her deputy out just as well. He's actually better at the job anyway.
 
2018-04-23 01:22:38 PM  

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Obama such a class act.

Probably the only issues I had about him being president was he was probably too nice. I sometimes wonder if he had more LBJ in him if he could have got more accomplished.
 
2018-04-23 01:23:11 PM  
Who knew Melania could smile?

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2018-04-23 01:23:57 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: We would get better info if Sarah put lipstick around her hairy o-ring and gave the presser ass-blasting her talking points into the mic.


Finally someone who gets it. The press Core is so distracted by all of that beauty, they fail miserably trying to get the real questions out (e.g. Why is Hillary obstructing Trump's justice.). Inverting the B for nominal ass blasting goodness is the only way to keep everyone calm and focused. Good on you, PRHD, for having the courage to speak what we all have been thinking.
 
2018-04-23 01:24:19 PM  
She is putting the finishing touches on a Pickle letter
 
2018-04-23 01:26:31 PM  

Mad Scientist: Who knew Melania could smile?

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BTW W is being pretty classy here too putting his arm around Hillary. God, I would never have believed one day I would think W would make a much better president than the current president.
 
2018-04-23 01:26:39 PM  

Mad Scientist: Who knew Melania could smile?

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But it's too bad that Hillary's jacket speaks code to the Russians. Clever lady. I'm surprised she lost.
 
2018-04-23 01:26:47 PM  

WayneKerr: It's about time that sexy slab of truth comes back to please us. I have been touching myself the entire time in anticipation.


img.fark.netYup.
 
2018-04-23 01:31:17 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: WayneKerr: It's about time that sexy slab of truth comes back to please us. I have been touching myself the entire time in anticipation.

[img.fark.net image 734x62]Yup.


I thought that was him.
 
2018-04-23 01:32:52 PM  
I figure i have time to do some dishes, vacuum, and perhaps a little light tree pruning before this thingwhat with the Frenchies landing in town.

"No Democrats have been invited in the spirit of bi-partisanship" says some talking head...InigoMontoya.jpg
 
2018-04-23 01:32:53 PM  

Mad Scientist: Who knew Melania could smile?

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Treated with respect and dignity by Barack Obama in that other pic, despite parroting her husband's birther claim. Not sure how many of us could rise to that level of class.
 
2018-04-23 01:33:28 PM  

Corvus: Mad Scientist: Who knew Melania could smile?

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BTW W is being pretty classy here too putting his arm around Hillary. God, I would never have believed one day I would think W would make a much better president than the current president.


Yeah, that's the amazing thing.  I think W was a decent human being, but a numbskull and a doofus as president.  And now Donnie makes W look like Churchill.

Also, I guess I never realized how short Hillary is.  That, and my feet hurt just looking at Melania's shoes.  Why do women do that to themselves?  Do they think they are impressing men?  We don't even notice shoes!
 
2018-04-23 01:34:27 PM  

martissimo: I figure i have time to do some dishes, vacuum, and perhaps a little light tree pruning before this thingwhat with the Frenchies landing in town.

"No Democrats have been invited in the spirit of bi-partisanship" says some talking head...InigoMontoya.jpg


I was actually sitting here thinking, hmm, I can probably fold the laundry, gather the trash up, and clean the living room and still have time.

Think I'm going to test that theory.
 
2018-04-23 01:35:14 PM  

Mad Scientist: Who knew Melania could smile?

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When Melania finally dumps the Donald, that picture will be used by the Alt-Right to demonstrate that she was a Deep State swamp creature the whole time.
 
2018-04-23 01:37:38 PM  

Mad Scientist: We don't even notice shoes!


Speak for yourself, Kind Mad Sir!

/Shoe thread reprise!
 
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