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2018-04-23 06:03:14 AM  
Dammit. I got excited because I thought this meant liberals finally took over.

You and your clever headlines....
 
2018-04-23 06:08:19 AM  
What a freak! How did this happen!?

I wonder when medical science will begin to take this condition seriously?

Do we even have hard numbers on how many women suffer from this condition annually?

Given the amount of attention here I'm guessing it's pretty rare. :/

/WGAS
 
2018-04-23 06:09:46 AM  
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2018-04-23 06:10:59 AM  
All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!
 
2018-04-23 06:14:19 AM  
Great Brexit joke subby.
 
2018-04-23 06:17:15 AM  
Huh.  This is the second CNN link that I've clicked on that not only killed itself, but *also* the Fark page too. WTF.
 
2018-04-23 06:22:05 AM  

eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!


Are you a re-roll of fb's account?
 
2018-04-23 06:22:57 AM  
Great - it just moves us all down a notch...
 
2018-04-23 06:27:58 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Huh.  This is the second CNN link that I've clicked on that not only killed itself, but *also* the Fark page too. WTF.


Caused by: Overly-complex scripts and huge downloads from slow ad servers on that page to extract every last fraction of a cent from advertising.
 
2018-04-23 06:29:50 AM  

Mad Canadian: Great - it just moves us all down a notch...


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2018-04-23 06:30:16 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Huh.  This is the second CNN link that I've clicked on that not only killed itself, but *also* the Fark page too. WTF.


Loaded OK for me.

So, changes to the laws were made such that all three of these kids are either heirs or spares, regardless of sex, right?  I think she can stop now if she wants to.
 
2018-04-23 06:36:35 AM  
Meh. Really really don't care if they have yet more hideous spawn.
 
2018-04-23 06:38:40 AM  
Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Youtube fUspLVStPbk
 
2018-04-23 06:44:56 AM  
Do you like horses?

Professor Elemental - This Is My Horse (show me yours). - Dir Moog Gravett
Youtube RYivyUfarws
 
2018-04-23 06:53:27 AM  

bekovich: Meh. Really really don't care if they have yet more hideous spawn.


I know beauty is generally in the eye of the beholder..But good lord, both of the kids they have so far
are adorable. That comment was kinda bitter..Like, as salt, bitter..You bothered to read the headline,
click on the link, click on post, and type that, then submit..But you don't care?
 
2018-04-23 07:01:34 AM  
I have some very graphic fantasies about that young lady's wet chin. Would anyone like to hear them?
 
2018-04-23 07:07:51 AM  
You know what's going to happen now.  I'll have a cup of tea, or "a cup of brown joy," and then this guy shows up.  He always does.

'Just Like A Chap' by Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer
Youtube fiRPBCiJg2c
 
2018-04-23 07:13:39 AM  
Salt isn't bitter.
 
2018-04-23 07:22:59 AM  
Kate Middleton's hooha thread?
 
2018-04-23 07:26:54 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Kate Middleton's hooha thread?


Well, yes. Given the gushing accounts on Fark, she is unique in that she's the only woman in the world to possess one AND the only woman in the history  of humanity to ever have children.

Now that's and achievement worthy of blaring about. Endlessly. Like a bunch of cattle.
 
2018-04-23 07:27:56 AM  

Cormee: I have some very graphic fantasies about that young lady's wet chin. Would anyone like to hear them?


NotYourPersonalErotica.jpg
 
2018-04-23 07:38:14 AM  

eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!


The new Fb-?
 
2018-04-23 07:38:16 AM  
At least the Duchless isn't in the early states of Jeremy Corbin.
 
2018-04-23 07:39:10 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Kate Middleton's hooha thread?


Well, in memoriam anyway.
 
2018-04-23 07:50:38 AM  
There are two types of people:

1. Those who don't care about the British Royal Family unless they are actually part of it.

2. People who need to get a life.

/yes, I realize the irony of saying that on Fark
//monarchy is still stupid
///even figurehead monarchy
 
2018-04-23 07:53:07 AM  

HighlanderRPI: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUspLVSt​Pbk]


Except that is a catholic thing.  By definition, the royal family are NOT catholic, so they can pop down to the pharmacists and get a protective any time they like.


MR. HARRY BLACKITT: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
MRS. BLACKITT: What are we dear?
MR. BLACKITT: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.
MRS. BLACKITT: Hmm. Well, why do they have so many children?
MR. BLACKITT: Because... every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
MRS. BLACKITT: But it's the same with us, Harry.
MR. BLACKITT: What do you mean?
MRS. BLACKITT: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.
MR. BLACKITT: That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted.
MRS. BLACKITT: Really?
MR. BLACKITT: Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.
MRS. BLACKITT: What, you mean... lock the door?
MR. BLACKITT: No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.
MRS. BLACKITT: What d'you mean?
MR. BLACKITT: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...
MRS. BLACKITT: Oh, yes, Harry.
MR. BLACKITT: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
MRS. BLACKITT: Ooh!
MR. BLACKITT: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
MRS. BLACKITT: You what?
MR. BLACKITT: French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.
MRS. BLACKITT: Have you got one?
MR. BLACKITT: Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
MRS. BLACKITT: Well, why don't you?
MR. BLACKITT: But they-- Well, they cannot, 'cause their church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages and the domination of alien episcopal supremacy.
 
2018-04-23 07:53:08 AM  
I don't even...

Placeboing - Gay Frogs (Alex Jones Remix) | Chart Preview
Youtube 4eLseSUHksc
 
2018-04-23 08:00:03 AM  
Harry breathes easier that he doesn't have to follow in Granny's footsteps.
 
2018-04-23 08:00:48 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Huh.  This is the second CNN link that I've clicked on that not only killed itself, but *also* the Fark page too. WTF.


Lots of timeouts from Oz to Fark since this afternoon (about 6 hours ago). Some websites OK, others just timeout. It's very frustrating especially as I want to smack someone in the Business/Harley Davidson thread....

On an unrelated note, I hope HRH has a swift and uncomplicated labour. HM QEII will be chuffed at the arrival of another spare, and might bestow another title upon Kate.

/ HRH, Duchess of Royal Heirs
// Duke of Earl
/// Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Duke, (repeat)
 
2018-04-23 08:04:09 AM  

bekovich: Meh. Really really don't care if they have yet more hideous spawn.


Let's see some photos of your spawn to compare, shall we?

/ I mean, the spawn who were birthed
// not the tiny little spermy-spawn
/// that would be sick
 
2018-04-23 08:09:41 AM  
It's a boy, according to Sky News.
 
2018-04-23 08:12:01 AM  
8 pound male removed from British woman's vagina, I understand.
 
2018-04-23 08:12:28 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: There are two types of people:

1. Those who don't care about the British Royal Family unless they are actually part of it.

2. People who need to get a life.

/yes, I realize the irony of saying that on Fark
//monarchy is still stupid
///even figurehead monarchy


There are 2.5 types. Those who give a flying fark about *any* kind of celebrity, and those who just find it slightly amusing.

People of the USofA - ahem. Trump is trying very hard to be your 21st-century king. He has little regard for the actual nuance of ruling, and lots of regard for the pomp and circumstance.

In fact, he's more of an autocrat than HM QEII. He wields more actual power than QEII, and he has little grace and dignity about it.

So, go fark yourselves anyone who claims monarchy is dead in the USofA.
 
2018-04-23 08:13:23 AM  

i.r.id10t: HighlanderRPI: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUspLVSt​Pbk]

Except that is a catholic thing.  By definition, the royal family are NOT catholic, so they can pop down to the pharmacists and get a protective any time they like.


MR. HARRY BLACKITT: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
MRS. BLACKITT: What are we dear?



Well, to be fair, it never stopped Catholics either.  And really it shouldn't unless the Church is planning to throw in a few bucks for your extra children.
 
2018-04-23 08:16:20 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: DoBeDoBeDo: Kate Middleton's hooha thread?

Well, yes. Given the gushing accounts on Fark, she is unique in that she's the only woman in the world to possess one AND the only woman in the history  of humanity to ever have children.

Now that's and achievement worthy of blaring about. Endlessly. Like a bunch of cattle.


You know what? *Every* woman who manages to birth a healthy child deserves a high-five (and some maternity leave, etc). That we choose to celebrate some more than others is a bit sad, but it doesn't mean Kate M shouldn't be congratulated.
 
2018-04-23 08:16:24 AM  
Great - Another foppish Prince

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2018-04-23 08:20:25 AM  
I hope they name it Buckethead Fishfinger.
 
2018-04-23 08:23:47 AM  
ol' gormsby:  You know what? *Every* woman who manages to birth a healthy child deserves a high-five (and some maternity leave, etc). That we choose to celebrate some more than others is a bit sad, but it doesn't mean Kate M shouldn't be congratulated.

You know what? 7 billion and counting says we should give them all a stern talking to because this infatuation is killing us.

Congratulating murderers is hardly the appropriate reaction.
 
2018-04-23 08:24:44 AM  
Congrats on the 2nd spare, Will & Kate.
 
2018-04-23 08:24:50 AM  
I will say that despite Harry's stupidity with dressing as a Nazi at a costume party William and Harry seem to be relatively well adjusted for their state. William seems to be a pretty straight arrow and I can't see him screwing around on Kate. Both served in the military in real ways, and both continue to work at their moms charities.

I'm not a royal fanatic at all. But I would vote to wish them well and say well done to Number Three.
 
2018-04-23 08:25:02 AM  
Royal Family Doctor - SNL
Youtube SLoRJFAN3r0
 
2018-04-23 08:25:54 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: There are two types of people:

1. Those who don't care about the British Royal Family unless they are actually part of it.

2. People who need to get a life.

/yes, I realize the irony of saying that on Fark
//monarchy is still stupid
///even figurehead monarchy


Dr. Shanahan?

I had a professor in college who had emigrated from England, and whenever the Royal family did something to wind up in the news, he would point out that we had fought multiple wars so we didn't have to care about what "those cockroaches" were doing.
 
2018-04-23 08:34:52 AM  

Claude Ballse: Dammit. I got excited because I thought this meant liberals finally took over.

You and your clever headlines....


The Liberal party would have to take over for that to happen. For some screwed up reason the US equates liberal with far left when in most countries it means republican (as in not-monarchy), centrist, moderate, progressive, secular etc.
 
2018-04-23 08:36:42 AM  

ObscureNameHere: eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!

Are you a re-roll of fb's account?


robodog: eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!

The new Fb-?


Oh my... I seem to have inadvertently stolen someone's schtick...

(CSB) A few year's ago, I travelled to England for work, right about the time my divorce was being finalized. Not terribly long after I returned, it was announced that Kate Middleton was pregnant. A few suggestions and sidelong glances were made. We all laughed. I have been nervous about going back to England ever since. (/CSB)
 
2018-04-23 08:38:56 AM  

Somacandra: At least the Duchless isn't in the early states of Jeremy Corbin.


i.e. not interested in manhole covers?
 
2018-04-23 08:39:43 AM  

eKonk: ObscureNameHere: eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!

Are you a re-roll of fb's account?

robodog: eKonk: All I'm saying is that this time I had nothing to do with it. Don't try and involve me without a paternity test!

The new Fb-?

Oh my... I seem to have inadvertently stolen someone's schtick...

(CSB) A few year's ago, I travelled to England for work, right about the time my divorce was being finalized. Not terribly long after I returned, it was announced that Kate Middleton was pregnant. A few suggestions and sidelong glances were made. We all laughed. I have been nervous about going back to England ever since. (/CSB)


//MBE
 
2018-04-23 08:41:42 AM  
 
2018-04-23 08:42:40 AM  
Bless her heart, she does seem to take the job seriously.

/I like the royal family, they seem alright
 
2018-04-23 08:49:34 AM  

flondrix: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Huh.  This is the second CNN link that I've clicked on that not only killed itself, but *also* the Fark page too. WTF.

Loaded OK for me.

So, changes to the laws were made such that all three of these kids are either heirs or spares, regardless of sex, right?  I think she can stop now if she wants to.


They all were potential heirs regardless, women always could inherent the throne, just so long as there wasn't a male sibling. The change was that it's now, going forward, just straight up birth order with gender not taken into account at all, so if the firstborn is a girl, she doesn't get pushed down the list by boys born after her.

Order of succession is now Charles, William, George, Charlotte, Boy #2. (Then Harry and his line, then Andrew and his line, since the old order still applies to Anne and her kids, then Edward, then finally Anne and her kids). Prior to that change, this boy would have pushed Charlotte down a spot.
 
2018-04-23 08:56:11 AM  
Why, subby?
 
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