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2018-04-23 01:20:00 AM  
To really spice up the relationship; group sexting.
 
2018-04-23 05:53:12 AM  
A/O/L?
 
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2018-04-23 07:08:31 AM  
Sexting can also help NSA contractors ease the pain of their lonely subterranean existence.
 
2018-04-23 08:18:18 AM  
Texting fark you as we pass each other in the hall. Saves us the trouble of speaking. I like it.
 
2018-04-23 08:35:19 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Texting fark you as we pass each other in the hall. Saves us the trouble of speaking. I like it.


An empty text is even more efficient if you're on non-speaking terms.
 
2018-04-23 10:37:12 AM  
The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.
 
2018-04-23 11:59:14 AM  
The other four in the group like it too
 
2018-04-23 01:56:53 PM  
My left hand does not know what my right hand is doing right now.
 
2018-04-23 02:06:27 PM  

mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.


Are you me? Because this is exactly what the wife and I do... She will send lipstick eggplant emojis to me, And I send tongue and taco to her...
 
2018-04-23 02:38:55 PM  

mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.


Depending on the content the text can be just as bad to a kid.   Words can paint a picture photos can't
 
2018-04-23 03:38:17 PM  

mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.


Yeah, but it would get him to stop looking through your phone.
 
2018-04-23 06:38:21 PM  

mjbok: mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.

Depending on the content the text can be just as bad to a kid.   Words can paint a picture photos can't


They're generally more suggestive than explicit. They would probably traumatize our teenager, but the little one would just be confused.
 
2018-04-23 06:40:14 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.

Yeah, but it would get him to stop looking through your phone.


Maybe.
 
2018-04-23 07:00:30 PM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.

Are you me? Because this is exactly what the wife and I do... She will send lipstick eggplant emojis to me, And I send tongue and taco to her...


Go on...
 
2018-04-23 07:50:23 PM  

biggamehickman: Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: mod3072: The wife and I have been married for 14 years, and we still send each other flirty/naughty texts on a fairly regular basis. No pictures though. Believe it or not, naked pictures of a chubby 40-year-old aren't quite as sexy as you might imagine. Plus our 9-year-old likes to grab our phones and go through our pictures occasionally, and I can't afford that much therapy.

Are you me? Because this is exactly what the wife and I do... She will send lipstick eggplant emojis to me, And I send tongue and taco to her...

Go on...


If any body part is turning purple and bloated like an eggplant, that might be a serious medical problem. Totally not sexy if it's gangrene.
 
2018-04-23 08:18:52 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: To really spice up the relationship; group sexting.


So basically AOL Chatrooms in the 90's?

/Remembers when it was called "cybering"
 
2018-04-23 08:28:38 PM  

captjc: Natalie Portmanteau: To really spice up the relationship; group sexting.

So basically AOL Chatrooms in the 90's?

/Remembers when it was called "cybering"


Does me putting on my robe and wizard hat tell you anything?

/cat sound!
 
2018-04-23 08:29:53 PM  

captjc: Natalie Portmanteau: To really spice up the relationship; group sexting.

So basically AOL Chatrooms in the 90's?

/Remembers when it was called "cybering"


Lol. I read that as "remember" like you were asking me...

/also remembers...
 
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