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(Billboard)   R. Kelly has managed to piss off his assistant, lawyer, and publicist   ( billboard.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Human sexual behavior, Pleading, Kelly, Cause of action, Allegation, R. Kelly, sexual misconduct allegations, sexually transmitted infection  
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2018-04-22 11:22:54 PM  
So, having a sex dungeon is illegal? Asking for a friend.
 
2018-04-22 11:27:50 PM  
The "sex dungeon," not your "sex dungeon."
 
2018-04-22 11:30:29 PM  
"piss off" or "piss on"? Asking for a friend.
 
2018-04-22 11:39:32 PM  
Said goodbye to my girl, my lawyers and accountants.
 
2018-04-23 12:06:04 AM  
...claims made by a Texas woman that Kelly infected her with a sexually transmitted infection during an eight-month relationship beginning when she was 19 years-old.

the woman further alleged that she was "being groomed to join Kelly's sex cult" -- referencing an alleged entourage of sex partners with which Kelly travels and over which he exercises intense control


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So pretty much exactly what you'd expect to happen upon entering a "relationship" with this guy.
 
2018-04-23 12:11:50 AM  
19? Isn't that about five years too old for him?
 
2018-04-23 12:19:23 AM  
So when is he joining the Trump Administration?
 
2018-04-23 12:25:23 AM  
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love......
 
2018-04-23 12:48:35 AM  
Without him, we'd never have had this:
'Weird Al' Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Youtube SHnTocdD7sk
 
2018-04-23 12:48:49 AM  
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2018-04-23 01:21:23 AM  

Weatherkiss: So, having a sex dungeon is illegal? Asking for a friend.


It's more of an adult recreational chamber, to be precise.
 
2018-04-23 01:22:45 AM  
Thug
 
2018-04-23 01:31:03 AM  
Hmm, looks like the same progression Harvey Weinstein went through as he sank from God to pariah. When your flack, your agent, and your attorney finally jump ship, you're nearing the bottom.
 
2018-04-23 01:45:33 AM  
This is America. Anything you do is legal if you're rich.
 
2018-04-23 01:45:36 AM  
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, and in R. Kelly's case, the latter is an actual concern.
 
2018-04-23 01:56:07 AM  
I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.
However, I have seen the R. Kelly hungry-tape. It's like a cake was stuck inside and he was trying to get it out but the rules were that he couldn't use his hands. A++ for effort.
 
2018-04-23 02:30:36 AM  
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2018-04-23 02:51:55 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: 19? Isn't that about five years too old for him?


I think it's more like "19", with picture ID and grandma's approval.
 
2018-04-23 02:52:56 AM  

GungFu: I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.


That is a good thing. The girl in the alleged tape was 14.
 
2018-04-23 03:06:12 AM  
Maybe he can't help himself.
Maybe he was a feral child and raised by pimps.
 
2018-04-23 04:06:34 AM  
The Boondocks-Trial of R-Kelly song
Youtube HiIla9Mqo1I
 
2018-04-23 07:51:09 AM  
He's trash. He really is.
 
2018-04-23 08:44:48 AM  

Abacus9: GungFu: I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.

That is a good thing. The girl in the alleged tape was 14.


There was nothing alleged about it.
 
2018-04-23 09:07:13 AM  

theflatline: Abacus9: GungFu: I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.

That is a good thing. The girl in the alleged tape was 14.

There was nothing alleged about it.


I say "alleged" because I haven't seen it, and didn't follow the trial, and don't know anything about the guy, and don't really want to.
 
2018-04-23 10:14:58 AM  

Abacus9: theflatline: Abacus9: GungFu: I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.

That is a good thing. The girl in the alleged tape was 14.

There was nothing alleged about it.

I say "alleged" because I haven't seen it, and didn't follow the trial, and don't know anything about the guy, and don't really want to.


That's good, because if you saw the tape, that would have been a federal crime.  They take child porn seriously.
 
2018-04-23 10:38:54 AM  

winedrinkingman: Abacus9: theflatline: Abacus9: GungFu: I keep hearing about this R. Kelly piss-tape and have not managed to see it ever since it surfaced.

That is a good thing. The girl in the alleged tape was 14.

There was nothing alleged about it.

I say "alleged" because I haven't seen it, and didn't follow the trial, and don't know anything about the guy, and don't really want to.

That's good, because if you saw the tape, that would have been a federal crime.  They take child porn seriously.


Yep, that was my original farking point.
 
2018-04-23 12:59:02 PM  
I never knew why people were celebrating when he was found "not guilty" before.  I feel like he still came off as sinisterly creepy, even if not found guilty.
 
2018-04-23 01:04:04 PM  
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