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(Atlas Obscura)   Rogue Bog get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run Bog. You're much too Rogue Bog   ( divider line
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2018-04-20 11:36:22 AM  
Just Puckett, Gary
2018-04-20 11:46:36 AM  
Big-ass burger toothpicks

/Tack that sucker down
2018-04-20 12:10:29 PM  
I don't know what the BEST solution is, but I do know what will probably happen. One day, the residents of Wherever, MN will wake up to find that their bog has mysteriously vanished. They'll tell themselves it sank, or something. Memories will fade. Life will go back to normal.

Meanwhile, in a top-secret CIA underground lake, the rogue bog will be probed, tortured, practically dissected alive so that we can learn its secrets, and possibly even create an army of bogs. But these bogs won't be rogues--they'll be a loyal, disciplined fighting force that will wreak havoc on the lake-shores of our enemies. And we'll have complete deniability, because bogs don't talk.
2018-04-20 12:39:44 PM  
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2018-04-20 01:09:50 PM  
They don't have anchors in Minnesota?  No steel cables?  Advanced metals of any kind?
2018-04-20 01:23:18 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They don't have anchors in Minnesota?  No steel cables?  Advanced metals of any kind?

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Put down the lasso, Festus.

Some Rogue Bogs weren't meant to be tamed.

You see Festus, a Rogue Bog she's like a wild lady-stallion, or wild rice, sure you can bed it, hell you can boil it up and eat it, but you will never contain her.

She's a vixen, a temptress, hell she ain't technically even true rice, but we court her, once a year in our canoes, gathering her up like a hopeful suitor, courtin' a dime-a-dance Lady of the Night at a barn dance, sure we will have a whirl with her but we'll never truly tame Rogue Bog Festus, she's like the wind, the stars, or a pocket full of dreams.

And yes, Festus, I did leave the lid off the rubber cement again, why do you ask?
2018-04-20 02:09:22 PM  
drive bog
dog bog
dirty numb angel bog
in the doorway bog
she was a lipstick bog
she was a beautiful bog
and tears bog
and all in your inner space bog
you had hands girl bog
and steel bog
you had chemicals bog
i've grown so close to you bog
and you just groan bog
she said come over come over she smiled at you

2018-04-20 03:13:00 PM  
It's bog, It's bog
It's big, it's smelly, it's peat.
It's bog, it's bog, it's better than bad, it's neat.
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